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How is darvlay keeping cool?

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It's hotter than the seventh plane of Hell in darvlay land lately. How do you think the tubby little yella fella is keeping cool?

I imagine him nude, packed in ice and fed chocolate banana smoothies by pygmies (cuz pygmies like it hot).

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's hotter than the seventh plane of Hell in darvlay land lately. How do you think the tubby little yella fella is keeping cool?

I imagine him nude, packed in ice and fed chocolate banana smoothies by pygmies (cuz pygmies like it hot).
Last time I saw him he was stuffing ice cubes wrapped in pictures of Betty White down his pants in his office.

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Originally posted by uzless
Last time I saw him he was stuffing ice cubes wrapped in pictures of Betty White down his pants in his office.
Don't stop I'm almost there.

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I was gonna post: "By living in Canadia".

You mean you guys get sun there?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's hotter than the seventh plane of Hell in darvlay land lately. How do you think the tubby little yella fella is keeping cool?

I imagine him nude, packed in ice and fed chocolate banana smoothies by pygmies (cuz pygmies like it hot).
He should be keeping cool at the ice house just past the maple syrup forest.

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Originally posted by Crowley
I was gonna post: "By living in Canadia".

You mean you guys get sun there?
Even here in Southern NE it was about 98f yesterday and no cooler today so far. It's actually cooler in Florida these days, and the funny thing is my parents are in their 'Summer Home' now where they come to escape the heat of Florida Summers.

Ha!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Even here in Southern NE it was about 98f yesterday and no cooler today so far. It's actually cooler in Florida these days, and the funny thing is my parents are in their 'Summer Home' now where they come to escape the heat of Florida Summers.

Ha!
psssshh... what a bunch of noobs... 98F is a cold wave here. 110F+ is common for us. Do you hear us complaining?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Even here in Southern NE it was about 98f yesterday and no cooler today so far. It's actually cooler in Florida these days, and the funny thing is my parents are in their 'Summer Home' now where they come to escape the heat of Florida Summers.

Ha!
Good Whale. It's 15C (59F) here. I love Northern Norway.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
psssshh... what a bunch of noobs... 98F is a cold wave here. 110F+ is common for us. Do you hear us complaining?
Well, you should!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
psssshh... what a bunch of noobs... 98F is a cold wave here. 110F+ is common for us. Do you hear us complaining?
We've talked about this before...

You have a 'dry heat'. Your 110f is our 88f with the thickness of air out here.

I put my sweater on out west when it was 110f just to keep my skin moist.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
It's hotter than the seventh plane of Hell in darvlay land lately. How do you think the tubby little yella fella is keeping cool?

I imagine him nude, packed in ice and fed chocolate banana smoothies by pygmies (cuz pygmies like it hot).
It's pretty gross outside at the moment. By the time I got home from work yesterday, I had a sweat stripe emblazened down the front and back of my shirt where my lovely murse had laid. And my cotton briefs had become nearly soaked with my salty sweet ball nectar.

Suzi, I don't know how you do it in AZ. I was not cut out for the heat.

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Originally posted by darvlay
salty sweet ball nectar.
Does it go well with bacardi, a slice of lemon and topped off with a bit of mint?

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Originally posted by lausey
Does it go well with bacardi, a slice of lemon and topped off with a bit of mint?
That's a question for uzless.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
That's a question for uzless.

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And your mom.

OH!

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Originally posted by darvlay
And your mom.

OH!
Funny stuff... my mom died Christmas Eve in a fiery buss crash when I was 5.

😞

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