How many Scots are here?

Originally posted by Seitse
Can I have the McDonalds descendant above to pronounce me a Scot just as he did with Trev?

I'll pronounce you German, Herr Seitse. That's worth three Scots any day.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'll pronounce you German, Herr Seitse. That's worth three Scots any day.

You owe us big time you ungrateful wretch, wads of your presidents were of Scottish decent, even Obama can trace his lineage back!

I am at a crossroads.

On one hand, I could claim the same nationhood as other great men, like Wagner or Mesut Özil... b-but on the other hand, man, the deep fried Mars® bar!

Can I be both?? 😳

Originally posted by Seitse
I am at a crossroads.

On one hand, I could claim the same nationhood as other great men, like Wagner or Mesut Özil... b-but on the other hand, man, the deep fried Mars® bar!

Can I be both?? 😳

No sorry. It's make your mind up time. We all have to make concessions in life.

Will it be the fish supper and buckfast or the mulled wine and square sausages?

I pick the fish wine and the mulled sausages!

Originally posted by Seitse
I am at a crossroads.

On one hand, I could claim the same nationhood as other great men, like Wagner or Mesut Özil... b-but on the other hand, man, the deep fried Mars® bar!

Can I be both?? 😳

Of course. Leading a double life is your best talent.

Originally posted by Seitse
I pick the fish wine and the mulled sausages!

Good chocice! 😛

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Good chocice! 😛

I've got Murhpy's and McCarts for grandparents, I think they are Irish decent, any McCarts in Scotland?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'll pronounce you German, Herr Seitse. That's worth three Scots any day.

You're not wrong.

Originally posted by sonhouse
I've got Murhpy's and McCarts for grandparents, I think they are Irish decent, any McCarts in Scotland?

Don't ask me. I'm a sasanach twat! 😛

I'm as Scottish as Jock McJock from the clan McJock, who's got bad teeth and a love of begging, buckfast, and herion.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'll pronounce you German, Herr Seitse. That's worth three Scots any day.

Care to bet?

Originally posted by Seitse
I am at a crossroads.

On one hand, I could claim the same nationhood as other great men, like Wagner or Mesut Özil... b-but on the other hand, man, the deep fried Mars® bar!

Can I be both?? 😳

Come on man, we all know 1 deep fried mars bar is worth 10 Mesut Özils... only one of those two ever going to let you down.

And that's not even mentioning Iron Brew and Buckfast.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
and herion.

Type of Scottish fish, closely related to the 'twat'.

Out of curiosity, what's a ned?