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How many will go to your funeral?

How many will go to your funeral?

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A lot; give the people what they want.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't plan to attend my own funeral, unless I can get a day off for it.
I'm all out of sick days, I'll need to call in dead

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Originally posted by Seitse
The exercise is quite simple.

If you would die tomorrow, think how many persons would go voluntarily to your funeral. They have to be 100% honest attendants, who will go to the event solely for the love. No money matters, no work relations, no commitments... pure love and grief.

After you've done the exercise, post here the number.
Is this supposed to be some exercise where the real question is, "Am I living my life right?" Just because Mars is in the armpit of your particular star sign this week doesn't mean you get to inflict your morbid death fantasies on the rest of the world. Go outside, listen to some birds. Take a walk. Jesus Mary and Joseph.

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i guess i would be the only one attending my funneral, I guess i would even have to dig my one hole.... 🙁

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Originally posted by kirksey957
In all seriousness, I've always felt that the eulogy happens when you're alive. What you hear at the actual funeral is mostly sugar-coated lies.
I guess most people just do not wish to speak ill of the dead.

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60-80

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Originally posted by Raven69
I guess most people just do not wish to speak ill of the dead.
Bernie Madoff's funeral will be the best. You will hear nothing but good stuff about him.

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Originally posted by Seitse
How many will go to your funeral?
Not one of us. I, for one, hope to be carried.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Is this supposed to be some exercise where the real question is, "Am I living my life right?" Just because Mars is in the armpit of your particular star sign this week doesn't mean you get to inflict your morbid death fantasies on the rest of the world. Go outside, listen to some birds. Take a walk. Jesus Mary and Joseph.
It's an exercise to discover that nobody cares about you.

Then again, by your forum life here, you already knew that, don't you?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Three (you delivering a brief single spaced eulogy, Duecer performing the brief ceremony with a nuts and bolts homily and a cameo by me).




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