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how much hair can you comb off a cat?

how much hair can you comb off a cat?

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it never stops.

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Originally posted by Darth Sponge
it never stops.
I use to do that but now I give up. I just throw him outside into the neighbors yard and let their dog do most of the work for me.

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Cats are permanently deciduous and thus you can comb hair off them from birth 'til death.

In order to properly de-fuzz a cat I recommend small controlled fires and a gentle breeze. It is important to start these fires at both ends of the cat at the same time to reduce the risk of serious flaring and possible ignition of surrounding objects or indeed, waking the cat. Another advantage of this approach is that fleas run screaming from the flames towards the center of the cat and therefore into the flames coming in the other direction. The single feline ignition procedure often cause all the fleas to run headlong to the non-ignited end and hide in the nose or anus until the flames have died down.

The fires should go out naturally after a few minutes and you can douse any remaining embers with a damp cloth.

This procedure should be carried out once a month.

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Originally posted by mokko
I use to do that but now I give up. I just throw him outside into the neighbors yard and let their dog do most of the work for me.
unfortunately, this cat's indoor only after losing two previous cats to the road. twice bitten thrice shy, so now it's the comb and fistfuls and fistfuls of fuzz.

like a hairy tootsie pop

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Originally posted by Darth Sponge
unfortunately, this cat's indoor only after losing two previous cats to the road. twice bitten thrice shy, so now it's the comb and fistfuls and fistfuls of fuzz.

like a hairy tootsie pop
get a shop vac.

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Originally posted by Darth Sponge
unfortunately, this cat's indoor only after losing two previous cats to the road. twice bitten thrice shy, so now it's the comb and fistfuls and fistfuls of fuzz.

like a hairy tootsie pop
It's good to put the hair into your compost, or in early spring leave it outside so that nesting birds can use it.

You are right though... it never ends.

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Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat, and once you've done it one way (any way will do), it won't lose any more hair. Here's my suggestion:

Annoint said cat with olive oil and herbs, turn over every 5 minutes, then skin it lengthways.








Tastes damn fine...