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" Have we met before?" (cliché )

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Originally posted by FrenchQueen
" Have we met before?" (cliché )
"Have we met before?" (takes picture)

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
I don't know why, but I can imagine you've actually tried that in real life.
you know, in the right environment that will actually work.


a couple of years ago, a girl tried to pick me up by actually hitting me right into the middle of my face! for some weird reason she seemed to think it was 'funny'.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Weird.

In my rampant testosterone-fuelled days, I once snogged the face off a girl in a nightclub after she attracted my attention by quite cooly headbutting me in the nose.
i take it that she didn't hit you so hard that you were bleeding? that would have been weird...

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Originally posted by smomofo
In a loud bar after saying "no" to a dance with you, you reply with: "No, no, you misunderstood me. I said, "You look fat in those pants!""
Brilliant.

How about:

'You know, many so-called experts said it would take years, but it only took six months, actually, and if you ask me, I'm completely rehabilitated...'

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you know you can never tell, I've heard that "wanna shag?" has actually worked for many sad individuals.

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Originally posted by wormwood
you know, in the right environment that will actually work.


a couple of years ago, a girl tried to pick me up by actually hitting me right into the middle of my face! for some weird reason she seemed to think it was 'funny'.
a couple of years ago, a girl tried to pick me up by actually hitting me right into the middle of my face!
How did you ever get out?

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"Hey babe, how'd you like me to blow my love snot into your meat hanky?"

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You don't sweat much for a fat chick

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH

How did you ever get out?[/b]
I take physical abuse very badly, and my mouth is a lot faster (and meaner) than my mind. she hit me four times, and it all happened so fast my friends missed it, and didn't even believe me when I started yell to the pretty lady. after claiming her innocence for a while, she accidentally slipped out "at least not four times", and realizing she had just admitted the hitting she left the club.

I've been hit by a woman twice before, both times because I refused to leave the bar to go shag with them.