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How to bathe a cat

How to bathe a cat

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Very Rusty
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HOW TO BATHE A CAT

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1. Thoroughly clean toilet.



2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.



3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.



4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and

stand on top, so cat cannot escape.



5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.

(Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this)



6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which

is quite effective.



7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as

possible and quickly lift both lids.



8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,

where he will air dry.



Sincerely,



The Dog

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
HOW TO BATHE A CAT

===================



1. Thoroughly clean toilet.



2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.



3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.



4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and

stand on top, so cat cannot escape.



5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds.
...[text shortened]... out of the toilet and outdoors,

where he will air dry.



Sincerely,



The Dog
Sounds a lot like how we used to bathe our kids.

thaughbaer
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Why do you have two lids on your toilet ? I have one lid and one seat. Is what you produce so foul that two lids are required ?

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Mystic Meg

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Originally posted by thaughbaer
Why do you have two lids on your toilet ? I have one lid and one seat. Is what you produce so foul that two lids are required ?
You drop the lid, and use the lid from "the upper deck" as extra security.

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Ajarn

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Don't forget to dry said cat in microwave @ 800K/Watts for 5 mins 40 seconds. Will never gripe the loo again and will come out fairly hairless, so no need for the cost of haircut after loo shampoo. 😲

-m. 😉

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