How to develop an Android™ app?

So, I have this amazing idea for an Android™ application, but
I have no knowledge of programming. What can I do?

Once I download the SE 6 Development Kit to run the SDk and
all that stuff... what do I do? Isn't it smarter to team up with
someone who actually knows about the stuff? I mean, seriously,
I've never done anything like this... but the idea is goooooood.

Thanks for the input.

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The only thing going wrong I can speculate is someone already made a FAP APP for the Android™.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
The only thing going wrong I can speculate is someone already made a FAP APP for the Android™.

Originally posted by Seitse
But not a Bristol Stool Scale app for the Android™... HA!

My goodness, me with a great idea and needing a developer, and
some people wasting their time doing stool apps 😞

Is there something like a developer for rent or something?

Can I rent a trained monkey to develop an Android™ Apps?

Bummer Seitse. What's this world coming to when even bad ideas are already taken?

Originally posted by Seitse
Wow, and I am in my freshman year of business! What can go wrong?!?!

catfoodtim would never do that to me... he is a true friend
and a man of honor.

Originally posted by Seitse
My goodness, me with a great idea and needing a developer, and
some people wasting their time doing stool apps 😞

Is there something like a developer for rent or something?

Can I rent a trained monkey to develop an Android™ Apps?

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Originally posted by Seitse
You know it!

Originally posted by Seitse
catfoodtim would never do that to me... he is a true friend
and a man of honor.