"I did nothing wrong, and I will never do it again."
-Al Gore.
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them" George Bush
"I stand by all mistatements that I have made." Dan Quayle
"Beauty is skin deep
Ugly is to the bone
Beauty fades away
Ugly holds its own."
"If you see an onion ring, answer it"