Originally posted by darvlayThat's so depressing. Please report to Thread 47498 for your daily dose of vitamin joy joy joy.
Just kidding, everyone. White people rule!
*Starts singing*
White people having fun!
Global domination over everyone.
White people smell so bright,
Genocide for anyone who isn't whi-i-ite.
Originally posted by darvlayWhite boys are so pretty
...it's only whites that I hate, so it doesn't really count.
Skin as smooth as milk
White boys are so pretty
Hair like Chinese silk
White boys give me goose bumps
White boys give me chills
When they touch my shoulder
That's the touch that kills
Well, my momma calls 'em lilies
I call 'em Piccadillies
My daddy warns me stay away
I say come on out and play
White boys are so groovy
White boys are so tough
Every time that they're near me
I just can't get enough
White boys are so pretty
White boys are so sweet
White boys drive me crazy
Drive me indiscreet
White boys are so sexy
Legs so long and lean
Love those sprayed-on trousers
Love the love machine
My brother calls 'em rubble
That's my kind of trouble
My daddy warns me "no no no"
But I say "White boys go go go"
White boys are so lovely
Beautiful as girls
I love to run my fingers
And toes through all their curls
Give me a tall
A lean
A sexy
A sweet
A pretty
A juicy
White boy
Black boys!
White boys!
Black boys!
White boys!
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Originally posted by darvlayAny hate against some due to their ethnicity or skin colour is racist as you've stated, but whites count too I should know i'm white and have been on the tale end of racism. This happened when I became initiated as shaman of the commanche tribe, jealously reared its head and I had to endure many racist taunts, so watch your jokes or I'll turn you into a toad 😉
...it's only whites that I hate, so it doesn't really count.
Sympathy in White Major
When I drop four cubes of ice
Chimingly in a glass, and add
Three goes of gin, a lemon slice,
And let a ten-ounce tonic void
In foaming gulps until it smothers
Everything else up to the edge,
I lift the lot in private pledge:
He devoted his life to others.
While other people wore like clothes
The human beings in their days
I set myself to bring to those
Who thought I could the lost displays;
It didn't work for them or me,
But all concerned were nearer thus
(Or so we thought) to all the fuss
Than if we'd missed it separately.
A decent chap, a real good sort,
Straight as a die, one of the best,
A brick, a trump, a proper sport,
Head and shoulders above the rest;
How many lives would have been duller
Had he not been here below?
Here's to the whitest man I know—
Though white is not my favourite colour.
Philip Larkin, 1967