...i am a turkey because...

...this thread does not apply to me...it is just a place for all of you to
confess what you would be if you were a turkey...it will be a book and a
tv informercial next week...

Originally posted by reinfeld
...this thread does not apply to me...it is just a place for all of you to
confess what you would be if you were a turkey...it will be a book and a
tv informercial next week...

If i was a Turket, i'd be crapping my self round about this time of year.

Originally posted by Nordlys
If I were a turkey, I'd be a turkey.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
If i was a Turket, i'd be crapping my self round about this time of year.

Originally posted by mlprior
Is that someone from the country Turkey?

😛

SARAH MCLACHLAN lyrics - "Basted In Blood"

We gather together
For yams, beans, and cranberry sauce.
But have you given much thought lately
To the turkey holocaust?
200 million noble birds
Slaughtered every fall.
Ain't no difference between Hitler, Stalin,
And the folks at Butterball, Butterball.
So set your tables, America
From Birmingham to Branson.
But when you carve that turkey
You're a finger lickin' Charlie Manson.
Enjoy your pumpkin pie,
Your buttery Idaho spuds,
Grandma's chestnut stuffing,
And a turkey basted in blood.
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Enjoy your turkey, enjoy...
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood
Basted in blood.

If I were a turkey I'd hang a big sign around my neck reading: "chicken just tastes better."