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Hey ark13,

Are you interested in an advance copy of "Raccoons teach chess" video series? My clients are excited about this potential project.

--tmetzler

Edit: I want rematch as well. Send me a challenge. You pick the color.

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm glad... But you must have some burning question about walri.
Alright, maybe just one; when do you expect to get extinct due to global warming?

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm a walrus.

Any questions?
This wouldn't have a connection to the recent explosion of "I am . . ." threads would it?

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i almost posted a thread " i am hurling " lol

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Bobla: No, but I have a feeling I don't want to know.

Jay Peatea: Depends on my temperature, and the level of sun

Arrakis: How should I know. I don't wear sweaters as my blubber takes care of my heating needs. And I've only worn lipstick once or twice! Oh, come on! Who can say they're never experimented? 😛

tmetzler: Of cource! How could I not be excited? It'll be groundbreaking, and a whole lot more watchable than "Play the Najdorf the Monkey Way." Pure crap! And sure, rematch coming. I think I was black last time, so I'll be white.

Aiko: Us walri aren't dumb ya know! When it gets too hot up here, we'll lose a couple of pounds, or head to somewhere colder. With the protection of the endangered species list, we'll live on forever! 😀

Whats goin on eh: Yes, strangely enough it would.

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Originally posted by ark13
Bobla: No, but I have a feeling I don't want to know.

Jay Peatea: Depends on my temperature, and the level of sun

Arrakis: How should I know. I don't wear sweaters as my blubber takes care of my heating needs. And I've only worn lipstick once or twice! Oh, come on! Who can say they're never experimented? 😛

tmetzler: Of cource! How could I no ...[text shortened]... ed species list, we'll live on forever! 😀

Whats goin on eh: Yes, strangely enough it would.
a tight seal

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Goo-goo *stretches lips mightily* gah- joob! 😲

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Originally posted by ark13
Bobla: No, but I have a feeling I don't want to know.

Jay Peatea: Depends on my temperature, and the level of sun

Arrakis: How should I know. I don't wear sweaters as my blubber takes care of my heating needs. And I've only worn lipstick once or twice! Oh, come on! Who can say they're never experimented? 😛

tmetzler: Of cource! How could I no ...[text shortened]... ed species list, we'll live on forever! 😀

Whats goin on eh: Yes, strangely enough it would.
In your fantasy.

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Originally posted by Bobla45
a tight seal
Nice 😀

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm a walrus.

Any questions?
How do you type? With ya flippers or ya tusks?

And how comes a dumb animal can play chess online?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
How do you type? With ya flippers or ya tusks?

And how comes a dumb animal can play chess online?
What are your tusks for?

I've been told that people kill you guys and use your penises for weapons. How do the girl Walri deal with a penis that can be used to kill?