Originally posted by aspviper666Great joke, but not well presented. I prefer:
Why did the pirate have a ship's wheel down the front of his trousers??
Arrrrr....It's drivin' me nuts.
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds, "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts."
Originally posted by ark13Much better Ark. You are the only one I can count on around here for a properly told pirate joke. Everyone else just screws it up.
Great joke, but not well presented. I prefer:
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds, "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts."
Originally posted by ark13Why must it always be in a bar??Aren't you a kid??Can I see your ID please??You must be 21 or older to be in a bar!!
Great joke, but not well presented. I prefer:
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate responds, "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts."