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I am not emo.

I am not emo.

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I am stupid.
I am lazy.
I am a procrastinator.
I am irresponsible.
I am unfocused.
I am pathetic.
I am delirious.
I am a bad boyfriend.
I am a mediocre chess player.
I am a time-waster.
I am overly-aggressive.
I am short-tempered.
I am out of shape.
I am not as smart as I think I am.
I am a child.
I am lazy with my appearance.
I am a attention whore.
I am a recluse.
I am contradicting.......

I am aware that with the right attitude I can turn around all these problems just by putting forth the effort and not b**ching about it and hoping everyone gets so tired of my b**ching that they solve my problems for me just to shut me up. So.....

I am not emo. 🙂


Thank you. Feel free to try that for yourself, quite exhilerating.


-Kev

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http://tmst.twu.net/flash/tmem0.htm

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I am stupid. - Me too.
I am lazy. - Me too.
I am a procrastinator. - Me too.
I am irresponsible. - Me too.
I am unfocused. - Me too.
I am pathetic. - Me too.
I am delirious. - Me too.
I am a bad boyfriend. - Doesn't apply.
I am a mediocre chess player. - Me too.
I am a time-waster. - Me too.
I am overly-aggressive. - No.
I am short-tempered. - No.
I am out of shape. - Me too.
I am not as smart as I think I am. - Nor am I.
I am a child. - Well, childish.
I am lazy with my appearance. - Me too.
I am a attention whore. - There is an "n" missing, you'd better go look for it.
I am a recluse. - Me too.
I am contradicting....... - Me too.

I am not emo. - Nor am I.


I am exhilarated.

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I am a watermelon.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I am a watermelon.
That's good to hear.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I am a watermelon.
No , you are back .




Que pasa , big man ?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
No , you are back .




Que pasa , big man ?
Working too long, too hard and for too little money. Works like a carnival without the rides and I need a career change... any suggestions?

Otherwise I'm living the dream with every moment better than the last. How about yourself? Keeping busy? Having fun?

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I am a walrus.

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Originally posted by ark13
I am a walrus.
I hear walrus is good eating... a little fatty, but good eating nonetheless. Any suggestions for the preparation of Walrus entrees?

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you're all weird. 😛

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Working too long, too hard and for too little money. Works like a carnival without the rides and I need a career change... any suggestions?

Otherwise I'm living the dream with every moment better than the last. How about yourself? Keeping busy? Having fun?
Ditto on the work scene , man . As far a new careers - the only place to go is up imho .

About to head out for 3 weeks to a job site in southern Wisconsin . The cultural center of the universe(NOT!) . Will have fun with the kids , see my folks , see my sybs , that's all cool . Will sweat buckets , be attacked by mosquitos the size of cocker spaniels , and eat every goddam thing imaginable deep-fried - which is not cool .

Heaven and hell so close , who knew ?

Get all your brush fires put out ?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I hear walrus is good eating... a little fatty, but good eating nonetheless. Any suggestions for the preparation of Walrus entrees?
You are a cruel watermelon. Now he'll start blubbering again. :'(

Any good watermelon recipees?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Ditto on the work scene , man . As far a new careers - the only place to go is up imho .

About to head out for 3 weeks to a job site in southern Wisconsin . The cultural center of the universe(NOT!) . Will have fun with the kids , see ...[text shortened]... d hell so close , who knew ?

Get all your brush fires put out ?
Wisconsin? Sorry 'bout that, still it shouldn't be too bad this time of year or is the humidity jacked up through August? edit: I'm seriously considering a career with Walmart as a cart jockey... I can then dedicate some serious time to redefining laziness.

Nope... the fires are still burning and I'm still fiddling. I'm of to New Orleans next week, on business, but still it should be fun. Its tough NOT to have fun in N'awlins.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You are a cruel watermelon. Now he'll start blubbering again. :'(

Any good watermelon recipees?
Yes, I have an excellent Watermelon recipe. Take a whole ripe watermelon and inject it with at least one bottle of good quality white rum. Chill ovenight, cut it in half, section and serve. Otherwise, watermelon has limited uses despite my best efforts.

For the most part Watermelon's are content to sit around and look pretty.

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Originally posted by ark13
I am a walrus.
Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob!

Guess that makes everyone else the Eggmen!
I want to be.... a tree!