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Yes.

Not only did I do a dub over for a B-movie 3 days ago, yesterday I played a part in an auction scene in the film "Welcome".

I even had a speaking part in it! (but that will be dubbed over, for my Hindi wasn't as good as we first thought it was)....

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yes.

Not only did I do a dub over for a B-movie 3 days ago, yesterday I played a part in an auction scene in the film "Welcome".

I even had a speaking part in it! (but that will be dubbed over, for my Hindi wasn't as good as we first thought it was)....
be careful. working without a permit is not taken lightly in many countries. you are not one of those people who disses illegal worker in your own country are you?

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i starred in a Bollywood porn flick when i visited India in '98. before every shag scene there's a big song and dance number that was totally irrelevant to the plot so far as i could see. you can probably find scenes in it on the internet. it was called (English translation) 'like an elephant's trunk'. beat that...

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Originally posted by dfm65
i starred in a Bollywood porn flick when i visited India in '98. before every shag scene there's a big song and dance number that was totally irrelevant to the plot so far as i could see. you can probably find scenes in it on the internet. it was called (English translation) 'like an elephant's trunk'. beat that...
You win. Trunk down.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yes.

Not only did I do a dub over for a B-movie 3 days ago, yesterday I played a part in an auction scene in the film "Welcome".

I even had a speaking part in it! (but that will be dubbed over, for my Hindi wasn't as good as we first thought it was)....
Good for you, mate.

If you want to do that regularly, come to Japan. I've done 3 TV commercials so far this year, and in December last year spent 20 days filming "Baruto no Gakkuen" (stars Bruno Ganz & Ken Matsudaira).

I'm becoming famous in my own dreams...

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Originally posted by c99ux
Good for you, mate.

If you want to do that regularly, come to Japan. I've done 3 TV commercials so far this year, and in December last year spent 20 days filming "Baruto no Gakkuen" (stars Bruno Ganz & Ken Matsudaira).

I'm becoming famous in my own dreams...
I hear most of the young girls are gagging for it? 😛😉

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Originally posted by dfm65
i starred in a Bollywood porn flick when i visited India in '98. before every shag scene there's a big song and dance number that was totally irrelevant to the plot so far as i could see. you can probably find scenes in it on the internet. it was called (English translation) 'like an elephant's trunk'. beat that...
You should make yourself know to "SJ247" . she has requested pictures to add to her comparitive identity collection (see http://www.redhotpawn.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=43097) , purely for interest purposes of course, and to be sure she isnt getting duped by fakes.

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Sittin' on the dock of the bay...

"I'm leavin' on a jetplane..."
- John Denver -


My new found Bollywood stardom did not get off to a good start today.
My limousine didn't turn up and I had to take a Bumble bee to the airport.

A bumble bee is a black and yellow Bombay taxi. Slightly more sturdy than a rickshaw and generally fitted with a better stereo. We zoomed through the traffic to tunes like "Peggy Sue" and "Linda". The driver was into the old stuff. I couldn't really care too much for it though, but it was better than the usual Hindi yodeling you have to put up with.

At the airport, you guessed it, there was no red carpet. Glen Miller's "In the mood" was playing in the hall though, so I guessed it was time for 30mg's of valium and my first beer of the day.

Today is a wonderful day you see! Not only am I flying home to fresh fruit salads, stews and steaks....but....there is an above average chance of me getting to see the European cup final before I get on the plane!
A funny thing happened whilst I was getting my beer though, this guy came up to me and said: "You look a lot like Geoff Bent."
Not knowing what the man was babbling on about, I went on my merry way.

Bombay airport is a little boring, but with songs like "Texas flood" and "La Bamba" playing in the hall and a great book like "Danger trails in Africa" to read...I'm well sorted.

Until the football starts in 10 hours time!

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Originally posted by c99ux
I'm becoming famous in my own dreams...
It would be a terrible thing if nobody in your dreams ever recognised you.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
[b]Sittin' on the dock of the bay...

"I'm leavin' on a jetplane..."
- John Denver -


My new found Bollywood stardom did not get off to a good start today.
My limousine didn't turn up and I had to take a Bumble bee to the airport.

A bumble bee is a black and yellow Bombay taxi. Slightly more sturdy than a rickshaw and generally fitted ...[text shortened]... o read...I'm well sorted.

Until the football starts in 10 hours time![/b]
Please, by the way, someone tell me that they actually get the joke of this post...

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Please, by the way, someone tell me that they actually get the joke of this post...
Yes, you are extremely amusing and possess a mind of unique originality.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Yes, you are extremely amusing and possess a mind of unique originality.
Yet, noby gtwte wjom,

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yet, noby gtwte wjom,
Gyug. Tju shejkt adjhne.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Gyug. Tju shejkt adjhne.
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