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i think i will eat a gallon of bacon grease and die by tommorow. i need to find a store that hast at least 80 lbs. of bacon for sale.

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Just have a good nights sleep. Things usually look better the next day, after a good sleep.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i will eat a gallon of bacon grease and die by tommorow. i need to find a store that hast at least 80 lbs. of bacon for sale.
Good luck. Let me know how it goes will ya?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i think i will eat a gallon of bacon grease and die by tommorow. i need to find a store that hast at least 80 lbs. of bacon for sale.
If you're sad then:

Hits Reiny in the face with a cream pie, squirts him in the face with a seltzer bottle, gives him a cigar, lights it, then it expodes, gets back into miniature car and drives off

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will i feel better if i sleep in a bathtub filled with bacon grease or should i just rub
a few strips of bacon all over the mattress ?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
will i feel better if i sleep in a bathtub filled with bacon grease or should i just rub
a few strips of bacon all over the mattress ?
I'd go with the bed idea. Start off small and graduate, in increments, to the tub (which should probably do the trick). I say this because there may be a middle point at which you'll not need to spend the big bucks needed for the tub scenario.

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I'm sad too! Looks like all the games so far have been with people who are broken robots.

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Originally posted by ich binimKopfweg
I'm sad too! Looks like all the games so far have been with people who are broken robots.
We are not robots...(click) not robots....not robots....not robots......

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i am still sad. i slept in with about a half pound of bacon under my pillow. when i got up i cooked it and have made some sandwhiches. they taste a bit like flannel.

i guess i will just go walk down the street and hope someone runs me over.

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Try typing 'I' instead of 'i' for a boost in self confidence🙂

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i bet you are also driving around looking for me. does your car have good bumbers. i don't want a sloppy hit. i don't want paint scrapes on my legs.

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
We are not robots...(click) not robots....not robots....not robots......
are you sure about that??!!! 🙂

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Repeat these affirmations about 1,000 times a day and you should feel better (see below). Also, try smiling even if you aren't happy, as the mere act of smiling triggers happy chemicals in your brain. And help others less fortunate than you.

"I am thrilled to be alive and deeply appreciate the world around me."
"I love myself and others unconditionally."
"I am a master of the improvisational art form known as life."
"I have decided to be happy no matter what happens."

FYI: Scientific studies have found that frequent consumption of cured meats results in lower lung function test scores and increases the odds of developing chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

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Originally posted by ich binimKopfweg
are you sure about that??!!! 🙂
Sorry, poor programming. Error has been corected......corected.....corected....

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😀

Robot technicians not so good these days, wait another 100 years and you'll have a shot at world domination.......unless I get there first!