I am TO

Isn’t it romantic?
Music in the night, a dream that can be heard.
Isn’t it romantic?
Moving shadows write the oldest magic word.
I hear the breezes playing in the trees above
While all the world is saying you were meant for love.
Isn’t it romantic
Merely to be young on such a night as this?
Isn’t it romantic?
Every note that’s sung is like a lover’s kiss.
Sweet symbols in the moonlight,
Do you mean that I will fall in love perchance?
Isn’t it romance?

how f-cking romantic
all the stars are out
twinkling twinkling twinkling
and fluttering about

what a tacky sunset
what a vulgar moon
play another charming
rogers and hart tune

how f-cking romantic
must we really waltz?
drag another cliche
howling from the vaults

love you obviously
like you really care
even though you treat me
like a dancing bear

toss your bear a goldfish
as he cycles by
don't forget to feed your
bear or it'll die

Did you hear the news about Edward?
On the back of his head he had another face
Was it a woman's face or a young girl?
They said to remove it would kill him
So poor Edward was doomed

The face could laugh and cry
It was his devil twin
And at night she spoke to him
Things heard only in hell
But they were impossible to separate
Chained together for life

Finally the bell tolled his doom
He took a suite of rooms
And hung himself and her from the balcony irons
Some still believe he was freed from her
But I knew her too well
I say she drove him to suicide
And took poor Edward to hell

They tell us that
We lost our tails
Evolving up
From little snails
I say it’s all
Just wind in sails
Are we not men?
(I am TO)
We’re pinheads now
We are not whole
We’re pinheads all
Jocko homo
Are we not men?
(I-M-T-O)
Monkey men all
In business suit
Teachers and critics
All dance the poot
Are we not men?
(I am TO)
Are we not men?
(I-M-T-O)
God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We’re all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue
We must repeat
O.k. let’s go!

There’s no such thing
As a harmless joke
There’s no such thing
As a gentle toke
There’s no such thing
As paddling jack
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?

I like it when
My hair is poofy
I like it when
You slip me a roofy
I like it when
You’ve got the crack
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?

I wanna be a hippie
But I forgot how to love
It’s hard to be a garbage man
When a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless
But I’m feeling so uptight
Put your mama in a headlock baby
And do it right
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?

Originally posted by hopscotch
There’s no such thing
As a harmless joke
There’s no such thing
As a gentle toke
There’s no such thing
As paddling jack
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?

I am a goat
In a moat
With a boat
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?

I like it when
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Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?
Who’s got the crack?