I Caved

I told myself I would never do it again. It lasted nearly a year. I preached to my friends about how it was so easy and they were so stupid. I went on and on about how good I felt. I was worse than a born-again christian. I thought I had accomplished something real. But alas, it's all come back to haunt me. And now, I'm the fool.

But God, I love it. I love it so much. I can't even remember why I quit in the first place.

Originally posted by darvlay
I told myself I would never do it again. It lasted nearly a year. I preached to my friends about how it was so easy and they were so stupid. I went on and on about how good I felt. I was worse than a born-again christian. I thought I had accomplished something real. But alas, it's all come back to haunt me. And now, I'm the fool.

But God, I love it. I love it so much. I can't even remember why I quit in the first place.

Quit what? Line dancing? Snorkeling in your pajamas? Collecting old phone books?

Quit...um....quit.......shoot, I lost it.

Smoking, you simpletons! That's what I get for assuming you comedians would know what I was talking about! 🙂

Originally posted by darvlay
Smoking, you simpletons! That's what I get for assuming you comedians would know what I was talking about! 🙂

Originally posted by darvlay
I told myself I would never do it again. It lasted nearly a year. I preached to my friends about how it was so easy and they were so stupid. I went on and on about how good I felt. I was worse than a born-again christian. I thought I had accomplished something real. But alas, it's all come back to haunt me. And now, I'm the fool.

But God, I love it. I love it so much. I can't even remember why I quit in the first place.

Originally posted by Paulie
Well the one good thing is that you found it reletivley easy to quit (stop) in the first place. So when you feel the need to stop again you can do so.
I think the trouble with smoking is that it`s like riding a bike. You never forget how to do it.
I bet the first one tasted 5hit though .

Darv, you won't like the end result. Emphysema is horrible. I work in a hospital with plenty of people carting their O2 tanks behind them, going to have a smoke.

It's sad.

Originally posted by darvlay
Funny enough, it did. It made me dizzy. But the second one tasted like a fine chablis. 🙂

Originally posted by darvlay
Funny enough, it did. It made me dizzy. But the second one tasted like a fine chablis. 🙂

Originally posted by darvlay
Smoking, you simpletons! That's what I get for assuming you comedians would know what I was talking about! 🙂

Funny how the person that preaches about quitting is the ex-smoker.

One on my best friends is the same way. Rags on me everytime I see him.
Hang in there, Darv. You'll quit again. Just thnk of how bad they stink. How much money you waste. How inconvient it is to have to remember to have them, stop by the store to buy them, go places and look for a smoking area, etc.
But, you'll never quit wanting one. Good luck.

That said- Smoke Break! 😵

Never quit, just stop. It`s much easier.

Or maybe just start smoking more weed. It's practically legal in BC!