I confess

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Do you ever have trouble walking with that eight foot long stick up your butt?

Don't think I might hesitate to ridicule you given the chance... consider yourself WARN'D!~

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Like father, like son.

too right, you think i want to spend my days grimacing away, no chance!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
you Americans are such imperialists, we deal in millimetres and metres in the rest of
the world, feet and inches are like sooo last century.

We only do it to screw up the euros.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Don't think I might hesitate to ridicule you given the chance... consider yourself WARN'D!~

Ruh roh Raggie!

Originally posted by shortcircuit
We only do it to screw up the euros.

Mission accomplished!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
you Americans are such imperialists, we deal in millimetres and metres in the rest of
the world, feet and inches are like sooo last century.

We're not as hip and slick as you skirt wearing, sheep gut eaters, sorry.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
We're not as hip and slick as you skirt wearing, sheep gut eaters, sorry.

every chick crazy about a sharp dressed man you know, chicks dig kilts, get yourself
one, feel the warm summer breeze gently caress your nether region and become an
instant babe magnet! you know it makes sense.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
every chick crazy about a sharp dressed man you know, chicks dig kilts, get yourself
one, feel the warm summer breeze gently caress your nether region and become an
instant babe magnet! you know it makes sense.

I know chicks dig kilts. They all like to wear them over here.
They call them dresses and skirts. 😛

Originally posted by shortcircuit
I know chicks dig kilts. They all like to wear them over here.
They call them dresses and skirts. 😛

LOL, i see, well then, these things which pass for kilts nowadays were invented by
some Victorian dude in London, a proper kilt is a piece of material twenty two feet in
length and is folded and rapped around the body and thrown over the shoulder, but
considering the size of your American posteriors, 22 feet just might about cover it 😛

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
LOL, i see, well then, these things which pass for kilts nowadays were invented by
some Victorian dude in London, a proper kilt is a piece of material twenty two feet in
length and is folded and rapped around the body and thrown over the shoulder, but
considering the size of your American posteriors, 22 feet just might about cover it 😛

Baby got back!!

http://www.last.fm/music/Sir+Mix-A-Lot/_/Baby+Got+Back

But to all of the critical euros, they say.......

YouTube

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Baby got back!!

http://www.last.fm/music/Sir+Mix-A-Lot/_/Baby+Got+Back

But to all of the critical euros, they say.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A

its just so round, its just so out there!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
its just so round, its just so out there!

You gotta dive right in there!!!

Originally posted by shortcircuit
You gotta dive right in there!!!

If i walked around American cities with my kilt on, what would people think?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
If i walked around American cities with my kilt on, what would people think?

cross dresser!!! But your make up should cover you.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
If i walked around American cities with my kilt on, what would people think?

If it were Scottsdale, Arizona you'd blend right in.