Okay I read the reply.
Luckily 😳 she replied with the e-mail I sent her.
My dearest miss {her surname}[as you were known to me then],
You may or may not recall me: depending on how expensive a therapist you hired. My name is and was {my name}; I played and play chess. Why am I contacting you at this juncture? Well the British
Government needs you to infiltrate an ultra-red movement in Saigon
and act as an agent provocateur ... Your mission should you choose
to accept it etc ad nauseum.
Let me be blunt, but not James Blunt: his brand of bland pop is not
to my taste. Okay, then, let me be candid: but not 'Candid Camera',
I am not a fan of reality shows ... this could take a while.
We met almost four years ago; I know, that makes me the laziest
stalker ever. I suppose I just wanted to know ... Did your life
turn out great? I always had an image of you being something great:
you were quite impressive!
All the best,
{my name}
Originally posted by XanthosNZShocked, but not surprised.
And hey, if you did rape her then there is no real reason to bother going out with her anyway. You've had everything she has to offer.
Even for you, Xanthos, this scrapes the bottom of a very deep barrel.
I've been married to a wonderful person for 13 years, and I still haven't had everything she has to offer, and I probably never will. Every day is a gift.
Originally posted by GatecrasherIt's not my fault I can plumb someone's depths faster than you can.
Shocked, but not surprised.
Even for you, Xanthos, this scrapes the bottom of a very deep barrel.
I've been married to a wonderful person for 13 years, and I still haven't had everything she has to offer, and I probably never will. Every day is a gift.