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..christmas cracker; [honest]

A blind guy walks into a supermarket, picks up his guide dog by the tail and starts swinging him in circles.

"Sir can I help you?" asked the cashier.


"No thanks, just looking around!"

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Must have been a mini market.

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I got this in my Christmas cracker:

"What's black and white and red all over?"

A menstruating nun on a merry-go-round.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I got this in my Christmas cracker:

"What's black and white and red all over?"

A menstruating nun on a merry-go-round.
back of a yoguart pot:

what do you call a bear with no ears?

B!

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Originally posted by genius
back of a yoguart pot:

what do you call a bear with no ears?

B!
Special for the gays in our mids.

A world famous magician walks naked thru the sauna.
You recocgnize him and are teasing him by saying:
"I bet you don't know any tricks now your naked."
He thinks about it and say:
"I'll have one trick, but you have to bend over before me."
You wanting to know what he thought up, are bending over before him.
Then he says: "Do you feel my thumb in your ass?"
And you answer: "Yes, I do"
Then he says: "Well here are my other two thumbs!!!"
😛

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Special for the gays in our mids.
Are you implying that gays are more susceptible to laughing at crap jokes than other people?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Are you implying that gays are more susceptible to laughing at crap jokes than other people?
No, but this is one they can appriciate.

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
No, but this is one they can apprickiate.
The spelling mistake was intentional, wasn't it?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
The spelling mistake was intentional, wasn't it?
That's what you make out of it.
But I agree on one thing.
A dirty mind is a joy forever.

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
A dirty mind is a joy forever.
Now that you mention it, I do feel rather more at ease around the scatologically inclined than the anally retentive.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Now that you mention it, I do feel rather more at ease around the scatologically inclined than the anally retentive.
Could you give me this answer again please in plain simple English, since I just don't have my English-Dutch word book with me and before you say it, I'm also not one of the smartest people walking around on this world.
Just watch my rating.😀

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Could you give me this answer again please in plain simple English, since I just don't have my English-Dutch word book with me and before you say it, I'm also not one of the smartest people walking around on this world.
Just watch my rating.😀
Ek hou van scatologiese mense meer als vasthoudende mense.

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Thanks for explaning that to me, now i only need a Dutch word book.😛

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
Thanks for explaning that to me, now i only need a Dutch word book.
Maybe you just need some BS knocked out of you 🙂

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Maybe you just need some BS knocked out of you 🙂
BS means ... Beautifull Smiles???
No thanks, my wife likes my Beautifull Smiles.

Is that the reason why you challanged my clan???