I don't have a drinking problem

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem! Anyway, here's my story.

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted
I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else!

After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally
proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the
first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the
exception of one glass, which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise
with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the
whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured
the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out
of it, and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the
bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink
and drank the pour. When

I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,
counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which
were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,
and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm
not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know
who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. I'm not
drunk you shilly sit! ...

Originally posted by Omnislash
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem! Anyway, here's my story.

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted
I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else!

After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally
proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew t ...[text shortened]...
who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get. I'm not
drunk you shilly sit! ...

Its interesting how the beginning of your post was sober.

Originally posted by zakkwylder
Its interesting how the beginning of your post was sober.

Originally posted by Omnislash
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted
I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else!