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I wish I was Maria Sharapova. 🙁

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Originally posted by ark13
I wish I was Maria Sharapova. 🙁
why?

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Originally posted by rmacken
why?
http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/1096/e44bcj9.th.jpg

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Originally posted by rmacken
why?
Who doesn't?

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Originally posted by ark13
Who doesn't?
Me.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Me.
Therefore you must already be her. Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Sharapova.

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Originally posted by ark13
Therefore you must already be her. Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Sharapova.
but why do you want to be her?

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Originally posted by rmacken
but why do you want to be her?
So I could be rich and famous. But mostly so I could look at myself in the mirror.

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Originally posted by ark13
So I could be rich and famous. But mostly so I could look at myself in the mirror.
but your a 16 Y/O male? you want to be female and have boyfriends?

I know a good surgeon 😕

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Originally posted by rmacken
but your a 16 Y/O male? you want to be female and have boyfriends?

I know a good surgeon 😕
Do you know a good English teacher?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Do you know a good English teacher?
No, I employ you to do my spell checking.

Why haven't you corrected me?

Forget it, go clean the toilet with your head instead.

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Originally posted by rmacken
Forget it, go clean the toilet with your head instead.
Cor! You're worse than baldy.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Cool! You're better than baldy.
Thanks!

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Originally posted by rmacken
but your a 16 Y/O male? you want to be female and have boyfriends?

I know a good surgeon 😕
Pretty much. If I could look that good...

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Originally posted by ark13
I feel pretty...
....randy?