Originally posted by shavixmirI told you you'd have one.
Yeah, hi. I'm sobered up now.
I do have one hell of a hangover though.
Don't drink. Drinking's bad for you....
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Why would I drink when I grow up? It can lead to kidney failure, it can kill your intestines, and it makes your breath smell. That more than a reason not to drink.
If that is the worst thing that has happened to you be glad. In this life there are a lot of things that can happen to you. Such as a venomous snake bite, being hit by a car, being raped, bone cancer, ect. So far the snake did not strike, the car stoped, and the bullet missed. I have had some near misses. Somtimes I tell people that I am bullet proof. My niece was raped though. He recieved twentyone years. For now what happened to you may seem bad, but it is not that bad. My latest bad thing happened at work a few days ago. We were carrying a heavy load and one of us let go of his end. Now I have a busted toe.
Originally posted by Remora91Yeah, but it can also lead to tons of hilarious stories for us to laugh about from Shavixmir! Have you noticed that about ALL of your stories are drinking related Shavixmir? Just thought I'd point that out. 😛 But keep 'em coming, very entertaining! 😵
I told you you'd have one.
Why would I drink when I grow up? It can lead to kidney failure, it can kill your intestines, and it makes your breath smell. That more than a reason not to drink.
ncrosby🙂
Originally posted by gambit3this wasn't the worst thing that has happened to me, simply a funny and embarrassing thing. The loss of my brother and my father was terrible. The point of this thread its to laugh at the funny things that happen to us in life 🙂
If that is the worst thing that has happened to you be glad. In this life there are a lot of things that can happen to you. Such as a venomous snake bite, being hit by a car, being raped, bone cancer, ect. So far the snake did not strike, the car stoped, and the bullet missed. I have had some near misses. Somtimes I tell people that I am bullet proof. My ni ...[text shortened]... ays ago. We were carrying a heavy load and one of us let go of his end. Now I have a busted toe.
Originally posted by ncrosbyOn a slightly less funny note:
Yeah, but it can also lead to tons of hilarious stories for us to laugh about from Shavixmir! Have you noticed that about ALL of your stories are drinking related Shavixmir? Just thought I'd point that out. 😛 But keep 'em coming, very entertaining! 😵
ncrosby🙂
A friend of mine and me went out partying last night. He's now lying face down in my toilet in a puddle of puke.
People shouldn't drink. Alcohol is bad for you.
But, I suppose I'm going to have to go and wake him up and laugh at him while he starts scrubbing...
heheh
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Originally posted by elvendreamgirlJa. Some time later we can laugh about such things. I laugh about the time I busted my thumb nail off with a hammer. I laugh about the time I was nearly venomous snake bit. I laugh about the time I was hit in the side by a gas pipe. I am still not laughing about the time I was nearly hit by a car. That was in 1968? I am also still not laughing about my cat being runover. I guess I can now laugh about the time I fell out of a tree on my arm. I am still bullet proof. Those bullets missed me. Sometimes I have a dream where somebody fires a gun at me.
this wasn't the worst thing that has happened to me, simply a funny and embarrassing thing. The loss of my brother and my father was terrible. The point of this thread its to laugh at the funny things that happen to us in life 🙂
Alcohol isn't all bad. The short term effect of lowered inhibitions can cause mischief, foolishness and damage but it can also let people drop their guard enough to allow them to express themselves properly.
Case in point: this weekend was a mates wedding. His parents divorsed a year ago and there was plenty of hurt to go around, but by half way through the day they were talking ofr the first time and by the end they were dancing together. They're not going to get back together, and I'm sure that the joyous event had far more to do with their outrush of good feelings than the booze, but I also think it helped them forget the past and the hurt for just long enough to remember that they once lover each other.
(plus I got to do the "walking around slowly with hands on the other persons bum" dance with the bridesmaid - yay alcohol 🙂 )