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I found the cause of obesity among Americans

I found the cause of obesity among Americans

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It's the Big Gulp™

Having lived in France now for several years, I noticed that the
French are not obese while the Americans are practically walking
talking blobs of fat. Now, there must be a reason for that, right?

Well, I just found it. The food available in the supermarket is
almost the same, and the French buy sugary drinks as well. The
difference is that everywhere you look, French homes and
businesses have normal-sized cups and glasses, while every
U.S. home and food business always offers these mega jumbo
plastic recipients to get your Coca-Cola™ (or any other sugary
drink) by the gallon.

I will now fetch some data to back up my hypothesis. Be right
back.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It's the Big Gulp™

Having lived in France now for several years, I noticed that the
French are not obese while the Americans are practically walking
talking blobs of fat. Now, there must be a reason for that, right?

Well, I just found it. The food available in the supermarket is
almost the same, and the French buy sugary drinks as well. The
differe ...[text shortened]...
drink) by the gallon.

I will now fetch some data to back up my hypothesis. Be right
back.
So you are going to be the human guinea pig in this "adventure"? May have to change your name from Seitse to Oversized by the time you're finishe.


Originally posted by Great Big Stees
So you are going to be the human guinea pig in this "adventure"? May have to change your name from Seitse to Oversized by the time you're finishe.
No but I'm taking applicants.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It's the Big Gulp™

Having lived in France now for several years, I noticed that the
French are not obese while the Americans are practically walking
talking blobs of fat. Now, there must be a reason for that, right?

Well, I just found it. The food available in the supermarket is
almost the same, and the French buy sugary drinks as well. The
differe ...[text shortened]...
drink) by the gallon.

I will now fetch some data to back up my hypothesis. Be right
back.
I noticed at a convience store/gas station that one can get 32 ounces of sofa for a buck. I never drink soda, and I'm lean and mean. 😉

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Originally posted by josephw
I noticed at a convience store/gas station that one can get 32 ounces of sofa for a buck. I never drink soda, and I'm lean and mean. 😉
What is 32 ounces in English and how much would I need to have a decent sized sofa?

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Originally posted by Seitse
It's the Big Gulp™

Having lived in France now for several years, I noticed that the
French are not obese while the Americans are practically walking
talking blobs of fat. Now, there must be a reason for that, right?

Well, I just found it. The food available in the supermarket is
almost the same, and the French buy sugary drinks as well. The
differe ...[text shortened]...
drink) by the gallon.

I will now fetch some data to back up my hypothesis. Be right
back.
burp

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Originally posted by josephw
I never drink soda
Wise!

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Originally posted by Seitse
It's the Big Gulp™ ...
Well, I just found it. The food available in the supermarket is
almost the same, and the French buy sugary drinks as well. The
difference is that everywhere you look, French homes and
businesses have normal-sized cups and glasses, while every
U.S. home and food business always offers these mega jumbo
plastic recipients to get yo ...[text shortened]... ry
drink) by the gallon.
I will now fetch some data to back up my hypothesis. Be right
back.
So your hypothesis is that the cup rather than the contents causes obesity. Mass distribution of dribble glasses, at government expense, should cure the problem then.

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Originally posted by moonbus
So your hypothesis is that the cup rather than the contents causes obesity. Mass distribution of dribble glasses, at government expense, should cure the problem then.
Yeah, my hypothesis is that by making available jumbo mugs, it is made easier
for people to gobble up massive amounts of crap foods and beverages. The
human mind is like that: if it is comfortable, it will be abused. So, in this case,
you have tiny mugs and glasses, so you serve your crappy, sugary drink and go
seat in front of the telly. When it is empty, you are faced with a choice: do I take
myself back to the kitchen and fill it up or do I just take it easy? Either way is a
win: those who go back, burn calories, but most will stay. I call this the new
and wonderful Seitse Lazy Diet Program 2000

I can coach you into it for just $999.99

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One effective way to reduce weight is to get up from the couch and go to the fridge every commercial break, and then go back to the couch without opening the fridge. I can coach for a substantially reduced price.


Originally posted by Seitse
It's the Big Gulp™

Having lived in France now for several years, I noticed that the
French are not obese while the Americans are practically walking
talking blobs of fat. Now, there must be a reason for that, right?

Well, I just found it. The food available in the supermarket is
almost the same, and the French buy sugary drinks as well. The
differe ...[text shortened]...
drink) by the gallon.

I will now fetch some data to back up my hypothesis. Be right
back.
Agree.
Here's the solution for hunger problem: rich world and UNESCO should send bigger cups and plates and fridges to endangered areas .

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Originally posted by vandervelde
Agree.
Here's the solution for hunger problem: rich world and UNESCO should send bigger cups and plates and fridges to endangered areas .
Brilliant idea!

Big Gulp™ for everyone!

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Originally posted by Seitse
Brilliant idea!

Big Gulp™ for everyone!
You could enlist the help of Oprah. Didn't she say, "Yes and you get a car, and you get a car....everyone here today gets a car."

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Fizzy drinks 😉