I got myself a kilt

And I loved it. Until it was not fun any longer.

Too bad nobody told me I was not supposed to wear high
heels and lipstick while wearing my kilt.

Originally posted by Seitse
And I loved it. Until it was not fun any longer.

Too bad nobody told me I was not supposed to wear high
heels and lipstick while wearing my kilt.

neither should ye wear undergarments...
free swingin commando, that's what ye ought be...

Originally posted by Seitse
And I loved it. Until it was not fun any longer.

Too bad nobody told me I was not supposed to wear high
heels and lipstick while wearing my kilt.

You could get kilt doing that kind of thing.

Originally posted by sonhouse
You could get kilt doing that kind of thing.

and if you go commando, you could get kilt dong...

I honestly can't see what the big deal is.

Skirts with heels and lipstick is not so weird, even if a bit overdone.

Originally posted by Suzianne
I honestly can't see what the big deal is.

Skirts with heels and lipstick is not so weird, even if a bit overdone.

Well, on an elephant it might be overdone.....

Who gives a thumbs down to a harmless, tongue in cheek, humorous thread like this?

Seriously, someone needs a spoonful of rat poison to end his misery.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zippers from a mile away!

Originally posted by Captain Strange
Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zippers from a mile away!

LOL 😵

Originally posted by Seitse
And I loved it. Until it was not fun any longer.

Too bad nobody told me I was not supposed to wear high
heels and lipstick while wearing my kilt.

Don't walk alone in gloomy streets.

Originally posted by vandervelde
Don't walk alone in gloomy streets.

But that's where the fun is!

Originally posted by Seitse
But that's where the fun is!

To each his/her/xer own