i hate people

Originally posted by @gareth-cobb
I hate soggy biscuits that fall in my coffee.😴

I hate inexperienced dunkers who blame their biscuits.
(Tip: start with Garibaldis - they can take a long soak)

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
I hate people who chew when they talk.
especially if the thing they are chewing is pork,
I have no beef though with walkers who chew
unless the thing they are chewing is poo.

True story.

You saw someone chewing poo?

-VR

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
I hate inexperienced dunkers who blame their biscuits.
(Tip: start with Garibaldis - they can take a long soak)

Proper dunking technique is well demonstrated by Clarke Gable in the 1934 Academy Award winning comedy: "It Happened One Night".

Originally posted by @very-rusty
You saw someone chewing poo?

-VR

Poem.
Non-factual-wry humour.

That order.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Poem.
Non-factual-wry humour.

That order.

goad,

Next time put "Poem" so I know you weren't serious, as you DID SAY TRUE STORY!!!

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
goad,

Next time put "Poem" so I know you weren't serious, as you DID SAY TRUE STORY!!!

-VR

Of course sir. Next time I write a poem I will, solely for your benefit and in the realization that you alone on the planet Earth take everything you read literally, indicate in advance that a non-factual poem is on its way.

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Of course sir. Next time I write a poem I will, solely for your benefit and in the realization that you alone on the planet Earth take everything you read literally, indicate in advance that a non-factual poem is on its way.

goad,

Also you shouldn't say "TRUE STORY" if it indeed isn't a true story! 😛 😉

-VR

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
I hate inexperienced dunkers who blame their biscuits.
(Tip: start with Garibaldis - they can take a long soak)

I hate expierienced dunkers who don,t try new biscuits.

Originally posted by @gareth-cobb
I hate expierienced dunkers who don,t try new biscuits.

I was never a dunker myself, but I am sure there are those who don't like to experiment. 😉

-VR

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Married. She hides the chocolate.

Send help.

Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Of course sir. Next time I write a poem I will, solely for your benefit and in the realization that you alone on the planet Earth take everything you read literally, indicate in advance that a non-factual poem is on its way.

yer patience with children is amazing...

Originally posted by @gareth-cobb
I hate expierienced dunkers who don,t try new biscuits.

My biscuits don't even fit in my coffee cup, even if I wanted to dunk them.

Now cookies, on the other hand, were made for dunking... in milk, not coffee.

Barbarians.

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I was never a dunker myself, but I am sure there are those who don't like to experiment. 😉

-VR

One has to experiment otherwise you will never move up to the dizzy
height of "Digestive Dunker" which is equivalent to a 4th Dan Rich Tea.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
One has to experiment otherwise you will never move up to the dizzy
height of "Digestive Dunker" which is equivalent to a 4th Dan Rich Tea.

I wish I knew what you're talking about, but I appreciate your martial arts analogy.

Originally posted by @wolfgang59
One has to experiment otherwise you will never move up to the dizzy
height of "Digestive Dunker" which is equivalent to a 4th Dan Rich Tea.

You all are ranting like a bunch of... Dunkards.
😉😛

Everyone should realize a morning biscotti slides best after a cappuccino bath,.