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I have but one question for you...

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
And beer?
Speaking of which, I just picked up a 6 pack of Red Seal Ale for this evening. Very tasty stuff!

http://www.northcoastbrewing.com/red.htm

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Today we'll focus on proper punctuation.
I hope you'll address some psychiatric conditions, such as agoraphobic punctuation (also called Smiffian punctuation), where the punctuation marks are afraid of open spaces around them, or doubledottism (also called Gabrielism), where the full stops don't dare to come without a comrade.

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Originally posted by mlprior
I will need some extra help on this subject.
Can I get some private tutoring?
Don't worry, you'll catch on. We're just learning about Cuba, and having some food.

(In fact, in honor of this great movie, I'm changing my flag back to Cuba. Viva Cubanos! --or whatever they say.)

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I hope you'll address some psychiatric conditions, such as agoraphobic punctuation (also called Smiffian punctuation), where the punctuation marks are afraid of open spaces around them, or doubledottism (also called Gabrielism), where the full stops don't dare to come without a comrade.
Absolutely. Your job will be to bring the ice cream. 😀

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Absolutely. Your job will be to bring the ice cream. 😀
Okay. I hope some of the pizza is vegetarian or with seafood, otherwise I won't come.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Okay. I hope some of the pizza is vegetarian or with seafood, otherwise I won't come.
I anticipated your arrival and got one with pepperoni and one with cod.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I anticipated your arrival and got one with pepperoni and one with cod.
Wow, cod pizza - I have never had that! I'll be there!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I anticipated your arrival and got one with pepperoni and one with cod.
Shouldn't you be serving Cuban food? And bringing in a guest expert for your punctuation class?

Go get me a mojito Houseboy.

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What's all that about Cuba? What film are you talking about?

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Originally posted by Mimor
Shouldn't you be serving Cuban food? And bringing in a guest expert for your punctuation class?

Go get me a mojito Houseboy.
I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested. One of them pulled the pin on a grenade. He took himself and the captain of the command with him. Now, soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't.

What does that tell you?

It means they could win.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's all that about Cuba? What film are you talking about?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083929/

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I really have to hand it to you. You're good with the movie quotes. 😀
Thanks RB.

I never thought of myself as a movie nut, but this site has suggested that maybe I am. LOL

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Originally posted by rbmorris
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083929/
Sheesh, that sounds terrible. But what does it have to do with Cuba?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I saw a strange thing today. Some rebels were being arrested. One of them pulled the pin on a grenade. He took himself and the captain of the command with him. Now, soldiers are paid to fight; the rebels aren't.

What does that tell you?

It means they could win.
Wolverines!!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Sheesh, that sounds terrible. But what does it have to do with Cuba?
That's how this whole thing started. In the movie, Mr. Hand, the history teacher, begins the first day of class by saying, "I have but one question for you. Can You attend my class?". Jeff Spicolli (played by Sean Penn) is a chronic truant, stoner, surfer guy. One day during class, Spicolli orders a pizza delivered to the classroom. Mr. Hand, obviously objects to this saying, "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?". Spicolli replys, "Learning about Cuba, and having some food."