I have Deviled eggs beside me...

Originally posted by Very Rusty
I never went anywhere. 😛

I have been making my chess moves every day mostly and always on time. 😉

Perhaps if you played chess you might see me more.

I'm at and beyond my "legal" limit.

Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
it's me and the farts!!

considering yer incredible skill at elimination...
and tha force with which you can propel yer manwaste...
iz it wise to venture into civilian territory with, benign intent of course, such a destructive power???
keep it under control, son...
i remember a fourth of july bar be que where i ate close to two dozen methane producers...
and,
even tho there wuz a strong west texas wind a blowin, my poor momma got a whiff, she passed out and hit tha deck with enuff force to cause daddy to spill hiz lemonade...

this ain't just a firecracker...

be careful out there...
rookie

Originally posted by rookie54
considering yer incredible skill at elimination...
and tha force with which you can propel yer manwaste...
iz it wise to venture into civilian territory with, benign intent of course, such a destructive power???
keep it under control, son...
i remember a fourth of july bar be que where i ate close to two dozen methane producers...
and,
even tho there ...[text shortened]... to spill hiz lemonade...

this ain't just a firecracker...

be careful out there...
rookie

That's nuttin, you should see when he LIGHTS IT!

Originally posted by sonhouse
That's nuttin, you should see when he LIGHTS IT!

He better not, Red Adair is dead now. 😞