I have poison ivy on my arm

I feel so dirty, I'm going to burn down the forest!!

That doesn't help your arm. Standard procedure is to cut off the limb (yours, that is) at the nearest joint.

Originally posted by MontyMoose
That doesn't help your arm. Standard procedure is to cut off the limb (yours, that is) at the nearest joint.

Originally posted by sbacat
Either that or find some buxom blonde to suck the poison out. Oh wait a second, that's not right...

Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
I feel so dirty, I'm going to burn down the forest!!

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
you had that almost a year ago. it came back?

Originally posted by sbacat
The lad obviously doesn't know to stay out of [b]that part of the forest. A dalliance with a wood nymph no doubt![/b]

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Of course the nubile nymph. The lad's still excellent memory... nonetheless, his today's bad. So solly. Pwease fergive



😞

Originally posted by sbacat
They're so winsome this time of year. A bit of rash seems a small price to pay!

Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
I feel so dirty, I'm going to burn down the forest!!

Originally posted by duecer
stop pleasuring yourself in the woods

Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
You didn't mind watching when I was doing it!!

Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
You didn't mind watching when I was doing it!!

Originally posted by duecer
I didn't know you saw me watching😳

Originally posted by duecer
I didn't know you saw me watching😳