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I have poison ivy on my arm

I have poison ivy on my arm

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I feel so dirty, I'm going to burn down the forest!!

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That doesn't help your arm. Standard procedure is to cut off the limb (yours, that is) at the nearest joint.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
That doesn't help your arm. Standard procedure is to cut off the limb (yours, that is) at the nearest joint.
Either that or find some buxom blonde to suck the poison out. Oh wait a second, that's not right...

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Originally posted by sbacat
Either that or find some buxom blonde to suck the poison out. Oh wait a second, that's not right...
I'm starting to like my situation...

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
I feel so dirty, I'm going to burn down the forest!!
you had that almost a year ago. it came back?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
you had that almost a year ago. it came back?
The lad obviously doesn't know to stay out of that part of the forest. A dalliance with a wood nymph no doubt!

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Originally posted by sbacat
The lad obviously doesn't know to stay out of [b]that part of the forest. A dalliance with a wood nymph no doubt![/b]
Of course the nubile nymph. The lad's still excellent memory... nonetheless, his today's bad. So solly.



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Of course the nubile nymph. The lad's still excellent memory... nonetheless, his today's bad. So solly. Pwease fergive



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They're so winsome this time of year. A bit of rash seems a small price to pay!

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Originally posted by sbacat
They're so winsome this time of year. A bit of rash seems a small price to pay!
lol... still laughing.




Edit: You're much more interesting to speak with than T&E.

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
I feel so dirty, I'm going to burn down the forest!!
stop pleasuring yourself in the woods

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Originally posted by duecer
stop pleasuring yourself in the woods
You didn't mind watching when I was doing it!!

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
You didn't mind watching when I was doing it!!
Duecer's a wood nymph? This explains much!

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Originally posted by Tactics and Endgames
You didn't mind watching when I was doing it!!
I didn't know you saw me watching😳

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Originally posted by duecer
I didn't know you saw me watching😳
I didn't...but now I do. 😠

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Originally posted by duecer
I didn't know you saw me watching😳
Boston Lad was watching you both, from a curious distance, with benign amusement.