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I just found out I don't exist

I just found out I don't exist

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This day could not get any worse. 😞

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Originally posted by Raven69
This day could not get any worse. 😞
😀 Most funny thing I heard to day, only when I was out this afternoon I saw something pretty funny, but I can't repeat it in mixed company, and hypersensitive people of course.

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And you discovered your non-existence how?

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
And you discovered your non-existence how?
probably asked somebody where she was and the person said in the middle of nowhere.

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Originally posted by Raven69
This day could not get any worse. 😞
The day everything became nothing, I was standing underneath a
streetlight, wishing I had a cigarette. I can't recall anything
unusual about it. If there was something in the air, if the skies had
clouded over, I wasn't aware, I was too bored to care. No thunder
roared. No lightning cracked. No missiles rained from the sky. This
was no sneak attack. There was just suddenly this awful lack. Things
had changed, that's for sure.
The day everything became nothing, you couldn't put your finger on
what had gone wrong. The alleys were still dirty; the garbage still
smelled; there was no panic in the streets; just a lot of grief--in
people's faces, in their eyes--a mixture of horror and total surprise.
This was no apocalypse. No one heard a voice from the sky, there were
no miracles at the 7-Eleven, no one screamed, no one even asked why.
It was just like everything had somehow, quietly died. So let it die!
I can't recall much of what happened next. I was on my way to visit
this woman I knew. All we had in common was good sex, and now I
couldn't even remember her address. A group of us, just strangers,
got together and we formed a committee to discuss the problem. We
talked about things like assured mutual destruction and emotional
responsibility. I couldn't remember my name, so I called myself Bob.
It's weird being a Bob, but I'll get used to it. I have to.




(yeah, I know, I've posted it a billion times already. but it's just that good!)

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Originally posted by Raven69
This day could not get any worse. 😞
Doesn't that mean also that none of us exist?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Doesn't that mean also that none of us exist?
I am going to guess she went for a birth certificate for some reason, and they couldn't find her.

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
And you discovered your non-existence how?
A wise man told me in another thread.

This news is most disheartening.

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Originally posted by Raven69
A wise man told me in another thread.

This news is most disheartening.
So, was this wise old man trying to tell you to 'him' you did not exist anymore? For the rest of us it is obvious you are typing so, you do exist...LOL...

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Doesn't that mean also that none of us exist?
I am not sure...are you of the wiccan religion? Because you might not then. See, witches apparently don't exist.

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Originally posted by Raven69
This day could not get any worse. 😞
You found out you don't exist?

Are you studying Descartes?

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Originally posted by Raven69
A wise man told me in another thread.

This news is most disheartening.
Name threads! I don't have time to go sifting through this swamp of stupidity.

😠

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She's a real nowhere woman,
Sitting in her Nowhere Land,
Making all her nowhere plans
for nobody.

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where she's going to,
Isn't she a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Woman please listen,
You don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere Woman,the world is at your command!

(lead guitar)

She's as blind as she can be,
Just sees what she wants to see,
Nowhere Woman can you see me at all?

Nowhere Woman, don't worry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
lends you a hand!

Doesn't have a point of view,
Knows not where she's going to,
Isn't she a bit like you and me?

Nowhere Woman please listen,
you don't know what your missing
Nowhere Woman, the world is at your command!

She's a real Nowhere Woman,
Sitting in her Nowhere Land,
Making all her nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all her nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all her nowhere plans
for nobody!

I wrote this song, it came to me out of nowhere, although it vaguely resembles a song by the Beatles. They and Raven are so inspiring.

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Originally posted by Raven69
I am not sure...are you of the wiccan religion? Because you might not then. See, witches apparently don't exist.
Of course witches exist, I see them every halloween, the come out in droves!

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Originally posted by Fleabitten
Name threads! I don't have time to go sifting through this swamp of stupidity.

😠
Just haven't been in that one yet huh. 😛