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Originally posted by duecer
who the hell do you think you are....anyhow?
Nobody is perfect but I’m pretty f-n close
And I’m here to give you all a heavy heavenly dose.
I think you better listen ‘cos I know who you are
And I think that you should treat me like a superstar
Because I’m more than just a human I’m a gift to all of you
And I’m here to make sure that my message gets through
I wonder if you’re really all as dumb as you look
Or are you smart enough to learn the rules in my book
I hope you understand that the knowledge I bring
Puts me in the position of a god or a king
‘cos I’m blessed with the gift of the magic touch
and I wouldn’t say that I’m asking for to much
all you have to do is get down on your knees and pray
and I promise you the remedy is on its way
but you can never be like me so don’t waste your time
because I reign supreme and my position is divine

what’s wrong with being self possessed?
Nobody’s satisfied with being second best
I’ve got the gift and I know that I’m blessed
And I've got to get it off my chest
I’m the biggest the best better than the rest better than the rest[x4]


I’m not afraid of competition ‘cos I know that I’m the best
And you haven’t got a chance to even pass my little test
Even if you wanted to you couldn’t pay the price
There ain’t no room for losers in my perfect paradise
‘cos life is always based upon the weight of your success
so I’ll make sure that I get the most and nothing less
if I love myself then everyone will love me to
and there’s nothing you can do for me that I can’t do

what’s wrong with being self possessed?
Nobody’s satisfied with being second best
I’ve got the gift and I know that I’m blessed
And I've got to get it off my chest

I’m the biggest the best better then the rest better then the rest [x4]

So welcome to my kingdom and enjoy you little stay
Even if you can’t afford it I’ll still make you pay
So you better come and get it and enjoy it while you can
Don’t tell me that you’re dumb enough to think I give a damn
I couldn’t care less about what you achieve
And there’s only one thing that you have to believe
The only thing important that you have to understand
Is that no matter what you say it’s still a god I really am

I’m the biggest the best better than the rest better than the rest

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
[b]Nobody is perfect but I’m pretty f-n close
And I’m here to give you all a heavy heavenly dose.
I think you better listen ‘cos I know who you are
And I think that you should treat me like a
😴

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
😴
wake up!

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-Removed-
just a tad

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Originally posted by Nordlys
sapiens
I love you, Nordlys. Just when I think you have lost your touch, you suddenly appear, glorious, trusty Noodle.

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i am tha salt in yer cereal,
i am tha patch upon yer jeans...
i am tha bone in yer chicken leg,
i am tha fart in yer beans...

i am tha stone in yer right shoe,
i am tha fly in tha ointment...
i am tha cockroach under yer sink,
i am tha boogyman in tha basement...

i am tha dreams you don't understand,
i am tha stiffy you sport in tha morn...
i am tha empty paper dispenser,
i am tha coupon from yer magazine torn...

i am tha dog tha pissed on yer tires,
i am tha kid who cussed yer mom...
i am tha tree, that fell on yer car,
and i did it fer free, just fer a song...


rookie

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You're the dogend in my beer can
You're the stone in my left shoe
And when I think of great disasters
You know I always think of you
You're the snowdrift on my motorway
The snake in my grass
But most of all baby you're a pain in my ass

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now lets all drink some bass
smoking that marvelous grass
what a playful lass
next she'll drag me to mass
oh what a glorious ass

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Originally posted by trev33
now lets all drink some bass
smoking that marvelous grass
what a playful lass
next she'll drag me to mass
oh what a glorious ass
Cussing is bad, cussing is wrong, I know it, that's why I makt it into a song.

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Originally posted by daniel58
Cussing is bad, cussing is wrong, I know it, that's why I makt it into a song.
Come to the dark side. 😕

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Originally posted by daniel58
Cussing is bad, cussing is wrong, I know it, that's why I makt it into a song.
and you makt it good might i add.

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although she has great sass
i'll have to reluctantly pass
on that big fat ass
because man she packs some gas