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I love the smell of SPAM in the morning...

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Breaking news:
- kellsy, aka "Spamathon", eviscerated by a devistating shot to the head by starrman's cutting dipsh@t comment.
- UmbrageOfSnow, aka "SPAM wannabe" still can't make the list, but, is a Person of Interest
- Chess Moose, aka "Lover of Toast" throws himself on the fire.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
The following SPAMers are to be executed on sight:

kellsy, aka "Captain Conundrum"
pinobaptist, aka "Snoop Dawg"
Checkmate187, aka "Sarah"
Jay Peatea, aka "Whiny little poo pants"
shavixmir, aka "red light rec'r"
bowmann, aka "Uber Plonker"
kneverknigt, aka "Sir Spamsalot"
ivangrice, aka "spamalicious"
ark13, aka "misomone ...[text shortened]...

A bounty of one rec per scalp will be provided. Turning in SPAMers will also get you a rec.
Ok, I have to ask.

'Sarah' ?

You DO know I am a guy?

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Ok, I have to ask.

'Sarah' ?

You DO know I am a guy?
Are you sure? Listen, I don't make these decisions, you'll have to address you complaint with the Commitee for SPAMMER Regenderfication. Eventually a jury of your queers...<cough> peers will give decide if you are, as you claim, a guy. Until then, the verdict's still out my little cross dressing friend.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Are you sure? Listen, I don't make these decisions, you'll have to address you complaint with the Commitee for SPAMMER Regenderfication. Eventually a jury of your queers...<cough> peers will give decide if you are, as you claim, a guy. Until then, the verdict's still out my little cross dressing friend.
Cross dressing?

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Cross dressing?
you do realize that I can change your avatar to a woman at any time don't you?

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Originally posted by Coconut
you do realize that I can change your avatar to a woman at any time don't you?
Just make her hot....

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Originally posted by Checkmate187
Cross dressing?
Yes, sort of like salad dressing, but, fruitier.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Yes, sort of like salad dressing, but, fruitier.
Cross dressing should go well with roasted entrails.

I hope, in your frenzy, that you'll remember to harvest their organs before you cast them to the flames.

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Did you all know Hawaii is the #1 place for spam? They consume for of it there then anywhere else in the world. If my memory severs me correctly that is, that Jeopardy episode was a while ago.

Josh

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Did you all know Hawaii is the #1 place for spam? They consume for of it there then anywhere else in the world. If my memory severs me correctly that is, that Jeopardy episode was a while ago.

Josh
Did you know that if you chop spam up into very small pieces and snort it you'll get higher than heroin could ever make you.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Did you know that if you chop spam up into very small pieces and snort it you'll get higher than heroin could ever make you.
To be perfectly honest, I'm not surprised by that in the least.

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SPAM FLASH: Nordlys, aka "Victim of Monkeys" has made the list from posting incessantly in the endless Threading Killing Thread.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
SPAM FLASH: Nordlys, aka "Victim of Monkeys" has made the list from posting incessantly in the endless Threading Killing Thread.
I don't post spam, I am a vegetarian.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't post spam, I am a vegetarian.
And what about the butter in those muffins of yours?

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Originally posted by phil nutley
And what about the butter in those muffins of yours?
I didn't say I am a vegan.