i love this website so much

that i had specialized chess gloves made with the RHP™ flaming pawn patched onto the back

i love this website so much that i only log on if i’m naked
and ready

i love this website so much that i have a @divegeester doll sitting on top of my refrigerator
i got an @FMF doll too, but it smelled of onions so i binned it

i love this website so much that i promise to write another stupid rhyme, just for you

i love this website so much that at the start of every clan game i buy a new plastic chess set and set it up and promptly forget about it

i love this website so much that i wrote @forum-moderator a love poem and he liked it so much he didn’t ban me

i love this website so much i just channeled @grampy-bobby
*shivers*

Okay
*backs away from tablet*

@rookie54


You have too much unstructured time, rookie. Go walk the dog. If you don't have one, walk a neighbour's dog.

I love logging into this website where a chap is pressurizing me to move quickly in a game and where I instead hang out in this forum eating a doughnut.

Ho ho ho

Yesterday my cat Butch was chasing a squirrel. The squirrel would out run and out jump Butch, then turn around and chatter to taunt him. It was like watching a cartoon. This morning I grabbed my tablet and saw a notification to confirm an order from Acme Supply Warehouse for 3 giant fireworks rockets, one extra large magnet, squirrel feed with steel shot and a 200 lb anvil.

i love this website so much because of the hallucinations imbued
i really thought i had bought another chess set
i really thought i had a @divegeester doll on my fridge

but
real life squirrels and cats impersonating cartoon birds and dogs is the best

the dang best

@rookie54 said
i love this website so much because of the hallucinations imbued
i really thought i had bought another chess set
i really thought i had a @divegeester doll on my fridge

but
real life squirrels and cats impersonating cartoon birds and dogs is the best

the dang best

i love this website so much i quit preheating my oven
the redhotpawn was warming the whole dang shack