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to toss my salad.

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I need a hot girl to cook fried eggs on

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
to toss my salad.
it's no fun tossing it yourself

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
to toss my salad.
You don't win friends (or hot girls) with salad.
Try red meat.

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I need 2 hot girls

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I got a hot girl 😀

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Originally posted by CliffLandin
I got a hot girl 😀
Me too, but she's just under egg frying temperature 🙁

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Originally posted by CliffLandin
I got a hot girl 😀
I HAD ONE

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Originally posted by pulse101
I HAD ONE
then you woke up,

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NEXT TO HER

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Originally posted by pulse101
NEXT TO HER
and relized it was your dogg, lucky

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Originally posted by the dominator
and relized it was your dogg, lucky
or not so lucky depending on the nature of the dream

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ive never went to bed with a dog, although ive woke up next to a few! damn beer!