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I shot my first turkey yesterday.

I shot my first turkey yesterday.

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vivify
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I scared everyone in the frozen foods section.

rookie54
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wildly content...

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Originally posted by vivify
I scared everyone in the frozen foods section.
you DID have a friend toss it in the air first, right???
it's illegal to shoot them while nesting...

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Originally posted by vivify
I scared everyone in the frozen foods section.
Pervert.

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by rookie54
you DID have a friend toss it in the air first, right???
it's illegal to shoot them while nesting...
Pull

ale1552

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If you want to hunt wild turkeys, you should come here. There was a picture of one in our local weekly paper last week, looking through the patio door of a house on the edge of town. I know the lady that took the picture. Have you ever eaten wild turkey? It is nothing like the flabby things that are packed together like sardines in these turkey farms. Some of them have been bred to form such huge breasts that they can't stand up!

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Originally posted by ale1552
If you want to hunt wild turkeys, you should come here. There was a picture of one in our local weekly paper last week, looking through the patio door of a house on the edge of town. I know the lady that took the picture. Have you ever eaten wild turkey? It is nothing like the flabby things that are packed together like sardines in these turkey farms. Some of them have been bred to form such huge breasts that they can't stand up!
"...such huge breasts that they can't stand up!"

😲

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Originally posted by JS357
"...such huge breasts that they can't stand up!"

😲
Never had such a problem in Asia ... 😳

-m. 😀

divegeester
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Originally posted by ale1552
Some of them have been bred to form such huge breasts that they can't stand up!
California girls

ale1552

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Somehow, I knew that this would change from turkeys to women. Is no one interested in tasting wild turkey now?

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Originally posted by ale1552
Somehow, I knew that this would change from turkeys to women. Is no one interested in tasting wild turkey now?
Not if they are as old as you. Yuk.

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dude, that's just rude...

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Originally posted by Kegge
Not if they are as old as you. Yuk.
Shame on you.

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Originally posted by rookie54
dude, that's just rude...
You mean you like the taste of a 60+ year old turkey? 😕

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Originally posted by Kegge
Not if they are as old as you. Yuk.
Did you take a course on being an first class a-hole or does it come naturally?

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Originally posted by ale1552
Somehow, I knew that this would change from turkeys to women. Is no one interested in tasting wild turkey now?
Oh come on, you set that one up 😉

Anyway you've changed the subject again, this time to bourbon.

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