When I was little I went on a ride at a seaside fair... I sat in a car with a bell and a steering wheel. The car ran on tracks but just as the ride was starting up my parents shouted, "Don't forget to steer!"... and I believed them... I didn't enjoy the next three minutes because I was so worried about keeping the wheels on the track, especially when the car was going round corners and over bridges.
Rhymester (Not quite as gullible now...)
Hmmmm...I "used" to believe...now that is an interesting topic.
But truth is what counts...lies and hypocrisy do not last long on the chessboard (Emmanuel Lasker)
I believe life is too short to spend arguing.
I believe that flowers should be given just because.
I believe that Barney is just a screwed up version of Grimace off the old McDonald's commercials.
I believe Bert and Ernie are gay...they just have seperate beds to fool us.
I believe in opening up Christmas presents on Christmas and NOT Christmas eve.
I believe that love is not about finding the perfect person..it is about finding the imperfect person perfectly.
I believe there really is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
I believe that Auntie Em is screwed up...she could solved the whole problem right at the beginning but she went for the christian woman speech.."If I wasn't a Christian woman I would tell you what you could do"...a GOOD Ghristian woman would have slapped that Satan worshipping bicycle peddler and taken the damn dog back (The Wizard of Oz for all that were completely screwed up by what I was talking about hehehe)
I believe that chess is art.
I also believe that chess is NOT a game.
I believe that an 18 hour bra only lasts 14. ( Also happy that they have NEVER invented a jock strap that "lifts and seperates" like that thing!!)
I believe that you should always compliment your spouse every chance you get...especially on the minute things.
I believe cats are better than dogs ( and squirrles for that matter..hehehe..1 for you Mark)
most of all
I believe in me.
I could keep going and whip out a ton but I will stop here for now..maybe a part two if you all liked this one 😀
Dave
Originally posted by kirksey957I have always believed in me and will always continue to do so...nothing that has happened in my life has ever swayed me in my own personal convictions concerning my abilities.
The last one was the best, but that one about Auntie Em was pretty good, too! Kirk
But to have you say that for me Kirk meant alot and I really appreciate it.
And I am glad you liked my personal views on Auntie Em..hehehe
Dave
Originally posted by SchliemannI don't know who Bert and Ernie are,but so what?Thankfully I am hetro,but if God had given me that blessing,I would be proud.
Hmmmm...I "used" to believe...now that is an interesting topic.
But truth is what counts...lies and hypocrisy do not last long on the chessboard (Emmanuel Lasker)
I believe life is too short to spend arguing.
I believe that flowers should be given just because.
I believe that Barney is just a screwed up version of Grimace off the old McDonal ...[text shortened]... ut a ton but I will stop here for now..maybe a part two if you all liked this one 😀
Dave
Lets all live and not look anymore at anyone else.
We are all the same.
Linda
Originally posted by bbarrSilly boy! Of course you don't have to be looking directly in your cat's eyes for the cat to understand YOU. And as far as you understanding your cat, you must have a unfocused focus that includes not just the eyes, but the whiskers, tail, ears, fur, and a firm understanding how the non vocal subtext of their communication is modulated by nonlinear harmonics based upon the proximity of kibbles, sardines, small rodents, and birds.
I used to believe that when I talked to my cat he could understand me, but only if we were looking directly into each other's eyes at the time. Strange.
So hows it going, Mr b? I must get out more often....