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I had full facial hair and recently shaved. While I was doing that I left a wicked mustache. Everyone said I looked like a 1.Gay porn star from the 70's and 2.Someone from "Miami Vice"

I wanted to keep it...I even walked different...more swagger...made me feel good.
Damn wife made me shave it off. 😞

I think it looks great with my square jawline.
Any mustaches out there?

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The key is to have a square/strong jawline. Anyone with a rounded jawline looks gross with a mustache. My brother in-law said he didn't look good with facial hair and I told him it was because he is fat.

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Originally posted by gorookyourself
The key is to have a square/strong jawline. Anyone with a rounded jawline looks gross with a mustache. My brother in-law said he didn't look good with facial hair and I told him it was because he is fat.
So we now know your generalizations. I had a moustache as a young man shaved it of years ago and am happy with my new face 😉

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Originally posted by gorookyourself
I had full facial hair and recently shaved. While I was doing that I left a wicked mustache. Everyone said I looked like a 1.Gay porn star from the 70's and 2.Someone from "Miami Vice"

I wanted to keep it...I even walked different...more swagger...made me feel good.
Damn wife made me shave it off. 😞

I think it looks great with my square jawline.
Any mustaches out there?
No hair here, but you may find some kindred spirits with this band:

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Greatest mustache ever.

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Originally posted by gorookyourself
I had full facial hair and recently shaved. While I was doing that I left a wicked mustache. Everyone said I looked like a 1.Gay porn star from the 70's and 2.Someone from "Miami Vice"

I wanted to keep it...I even walked different...more swagger...made me feel good.
Damn wife made me shave it off. 😞

I think it looks great with my square jawline.
Any mustaches out there?
Thank you Yosemite Sam

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Originally posted by gorookyourself
I had full facial hair and recently shaved. While I was doing that I left a wicked mustache. Everyone said I looked like a 1.Gay porn star from the 70's and 2.Someone from "Miami Vice"

I wanted to keep it...I even walked different...more swagger...made me feel good.
Damn wife made me shave it off. 😞

I think it looks great with my square jawline.
Any mustaches out there?
You have to be a man to have a mustache.

Stand up to the wife, be a MAN!~

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I doubt that she does what you tell her to do?

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Originally posted by gambit3
I doubt that she does what you tell her to do?
Not at first but after a couple slaps she does.

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Originally posted by gorookyourself
Damn wife made me shave it off
Then make her shave off her moustache also.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Then make her shave off her moustache also.
Good idea.

I swear...being in a relationship with a bearded circus midget really tests my patience.

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Originally posted by gorookyourself
I had full facial hair and recently shaved. While I was doing that I left a wicked mustache. Everyone said I looked like a 1.Gay porn star from the 70's and 2.Someone from "Miami Vice"

I wanted to keep it...I even walked different...more swagger...made me feel good.
Damn wife made me shave it off. 😞

I think it looks great with my square jawline.
Any mustaches out there?
I made the same mistake shaving my mustache off for a girl after 7 glorious years (with the stache, not the girl) . Next day at work i suddenly realized i was making 3.4% less. Not to mention everyone asked me "What Happened?!?" like i was missing an arm or something.... just... sad.. you had to bring back these repressed memories with a stache thread. Thanks.