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.... one that won't make me sick.....

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Originally posted by clive59
.... one that won't make me sick.....
One that won't make me type too loud
or sound like a ...

*Guitar solo.

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*Due apologies to Huey Lewis*

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...one that won't hurt my head...

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Originally posted by aspviper666
*Due apologies to Huey Lewis*
I hope you're not thinking that song could be any more butchered.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I hope you're not thinking that song could be any more butchered.

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It could be,in moderation.

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I want a thread
just like the thread
that married
Dear Old Dad



No, I don't think that works so well...

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..god you have to be old...i remember that song as a child..how about.."i wish i were single again, again, i wish i were single again..
when i was single my pockets would jingle, i wish i were single again"..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..god you have to be old...i remember that song as a child..how about.."i wish i were single again, again, i wish i were single again..
when i was single my pockets would jingle, i wish i were single again"..
My father taught me to sing both versions of that song. He knew nothing about kid stuff, so he taught us other songs and how to play poker and shuffle a deck of cards -- important stuff.

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..my father abandoned me...my mother died when i was 3...i think i
want to find a burlap sack, tie a string around it and lower myslef into
the local canal...(gurgle)...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..my father abandoned me...my mother died when i was 3...i think i
want to find a burlap sack, tie a string around it and lower myslef into
the local canal...(gurgle)...
Can I have custody of your avi then? You do manage to come up with some cool ones, and it'd be a shame to get them all soggy.

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..they are in the mail..

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..they are in the mail..
Thanks 😏 Any last wishes before you go? A lullaby perhaps? Or the rock kitty can play that famous tune You Ain't Nothing But A Reinfeld.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..my father abandoned me...my mother died when i was 3...i think i
want to find a burlap sack, tie a string around it and lower myslef into
the local canal...(gurgle)...
Hey, since everyone (OK, some people) give out seals of approval I figured I can do my own thing. So, unless I come up with something better, I hereby award you the very first


😳😳Poker Chip Of Pity😳😳

Carry on.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..god you have to be old...i remember that song as a child..how about.."i wish i were single again, again, i wish i were single again..
when i was single my pockets would jingle, i wish i were single again"..
Reinfield!

I can't believe any spawn of the East Ekalaka Reinfields would say such a thing!
You'll smoke a turd in hell for such a statement.

Your father would roll over in his grave if he heard you talk like that. And he would land squarely on the maid just like old times ...