i was reading the statistics,

i was reading the chessplaying statistics,
as bored as a sloth at naptime...
i awoke as my nose broke the keyboard,
adding blood to the semi-dried chiligoop slime...

i wondered about the lure of this forum,
what interests these folks to keep tabs???
i imagine the intense notebook notings,
while waiting for the moment to blab...

he's got ten freeble skrullers to her none!!!
but how can that compare to her bum???
if only we had realtime photos in the buff,
why, then lads we'd really have some fun...

instead though let's just count blankers,
and the way they relate to the bleeps...
after all, we're notorious chessplaying somliers,
not heathens, nor them atheist creeps...


feel free to erase all of my musings,
that is, if you seriously have time...
but i must admit, you've read this far,
without making a chess move---

and that's a crime...

Originally posted by rookie54
i was reading the chessplaying statistics,
as bored as a sloth at naptime...
i awoke as my nose broke the keyboard,
adding blood to the semi-dried chiligoop slime...

i wondered about the lure of this forum,
what interests these folks to keep tabs???
i imagine the intense notebook notings,
while waiting for the moment to blab...

he's got ten free ...[text shortened]... but i must admit, you've read this far,
without making a chess move---

and that's a crime...