What a day it has been so far. First, I wake up with the hangover from hell. (Never, never, never under any circumstances mix the beer with the wine...I always try to remind myself about this. But, do I listen? Quite simply, no. No, I do not.) So, I go to make some coffee. I'm drinking my freshly brewed coffee from my favorite cup--it's one of those "Friends" size cups that's bigger than your head, ergo I can see right into it--and after three or four hefty gulps, I realize there is a little fly floating in my coffee. I don't like flies, especially when they're in my coffee. So, that's it for the coffee.
Like I said, I'm hungover like a madman. I have to eat something, so I decide to make some eggs. I go one for two on the eggs over easy, which is not so bad really when you take into consideration my physical and emotional conditions, what with the hangover and the fly in the coffee and whatnot. Anyways, I'm eating my eggs, lamenting the fact that only half of them are over easy like I really wanted, and here comes Horatio, my new Welsch Corgi puppy. You've heard the expression "sh*t eating grin" I presume? I'm sure you know what's coming next, but I'll tell you anyways. Here comes Horatio with this big nasty disgusting turd in his mouth, wagging his tail all proud and happy as can be like he thinks he's Lassie just returned from saving some dumb ass kid from the well or whatever. So much for breakfast.
So, what with the hangover, the fly in the coffee, going one for two on the eggs over easy, and the feces munching dog ruining breakfast, I figure I'll just relax for awhile and get on RHP for a bit. I'm on for a couple minutes, and what do I see but this, the answer to who has the lowest ratings on the site:
3661 Bookworm 796 30 126 0 3251 09 Jul '04 17:11
3662 carababe 791 1 101 0 3112 09 Jul '04 16:45
3663 Leo1961 776 6 47 1 1390 08 Jul '04 18:12
3664 ginakins 775 35 73 12 5015 10 Jul '04 13:19
3665 D43M0N 771 14 90 3 1863 08 Jul '04 01:49
3666 UncleAdam 766 173 1108 21 31853 08 Jun '04 02:14
et cetera.
What a friggin' fantastic day, that's all I'm saying... But, hey, at least I'm at the top of the list. Seeing it that way, I'm really a big winner!
I'm going to go puke now...what with the hangover and the fly and the poop and my rating and whatnot...and so on...
😵
Originally posted by CribsAnything he says I think is stupid until someone else tells me it. You might have to repeat every word that comes out of his mouth for me. 😉
That's right, Rachel. Listen to your pops. He is a wise man.
He is one of the few posters here that are fit to raise children.
You should be proud of him.
Read books, stay away from pimps, and practice diligently at
whatever you skills you want to develop, and you will do
just fine in life.
Cribs
Originally posted by CribsYo, home skillet. Thanks for standing up for me. I hold you up as a role model for all who want to pursue their dreams as you is 100% committed to tha truth you possess.
That's right, Rachel. Listen to your pops. He is a wise man.
He is one of the few posters here that are fit to raise children.
You should be proud of him.
Read books, stay away from pimps, and practice diligently at
whatever you skills you want to develop, and you will do
just fine in life.
Cribs
Originally posted by seraphimvultureNo offence taken, and thanks for the rec!
lol Wonderful morning. And I see now how my question could have insulted those who were on the last page, but you should sort of consider yourself lucky: the only way to go at this point is up!!! 😀
(Btw, I'm recommending your post. That morning should go down in history!)
-Kev
