I will beat each and every single one off you with ease!

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
After all, there will be jam tomorrow.

And free beer.

Originally posted by @scott-towers
While drinking a cup of tea and eating hobnobs.

Well the two games you are playing right now looks like a recipe for disaster.

Originally posted by @ponderable
I have a big poster over my bed:

[b]Begin tomorrow!

Every day I look up to it and be motivated to begin tomorrow 😉

(This is not my entry into the prose contest)[/b]

There's a sign in the West Alabama Ice House, Houston, Texas that says:
FREE BEER
TOMORROW

Another says:
FREE BEER
TOPLESS BARMAIDS
FALSE ADVERTISING

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Well the two games you are playing right now looks like a recipe for disaster.

Since he will lose by Time-out there is nothing proven 😉

Originally posted by @ponderable
Since he will lose by Time-out there is nothing proven 😉

Yes. Nobody will know where those avant-garde openings go!