Originally posted by Frank BurnsI am in the market for something new and ...freeing.....hmmmm
It's lovely.
Just undo the button on your pants and zip down your fly.
Walk around a bit and let them sag. I vote for going for a beer. Hopefully it is in your refrigerator. At your own home...
If you do it right you will be able to step right out of your trousers/pants/jeans... without losing stride.
And you'll be standing there most comfor ...[text shortened]... e freeing really. Somewhat like a long walk on the beach.
I'm here to help, that's all.