i wrecked the audi...

dammit...
not bad, but still, dammit...

gotta find some money...

Originally posted by rookie54
dammit...
not bad, but still, dammit...

gotta find some money...

A4?

Originally posted by rookie54
dammit...
not bad, but still, dammit...

gotta find some money...

As long as you and anybody involved is okay, forget the car. A car is just metal and plastic and can be replaced. There is only one of you.



Thank God 😛 🙂

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
There is only one of you.



Thank God 😛 🙂

I know, right?!

Just imagine the 'rap battles' that would dominate the forum. 😞

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A4?

A6 quattro...
2005
it can be fixed, easily, just needs money...

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
As long as you and anybody involved is okay, forget the car. A car is just metal and plastic and can be replaced. There is only one of you.



Thank God 😛 🙂

will you quit gushing over me uncle art???
everyone will know we're "that way"...

dammit...

Originally posted by rookie54
dammit...
not bad, but still, dammit...

gotta find some money...

The one you sent me the pic of? dude!

Were you pissed?

Originally posted by rookie54
will you quit gushing over me uncle art???
everyone will know we're "that way"...

dammit...

Pull my finger 😛

Originally posted by divegeester
The one you sent me the pic of? dude!

Were you pissed?

the one and the same...
the car has dings, the leather is worn, especially the driver's seat, but the motor purrs and the bose sound system is jammin...
she LOVES the moon roof...
and,
the way she can moon passed truckers...

i'll try to make the sad story short...

she had to get to the airport for a flight...
we're cruising through the metroplex, passing bmw's, benz's, vette's and porsches...
there WAS one ferrari that went around us, but that don't count cuz the blonde driving it made it hard

to shift...
anyways,
as usually happens on dallas freeways onna saturday afternoon, there was a HUGE crappola thingie that happened, a truck with concrete pipe overturned, or some such nonsense (don't they know i'm important???) and ALL LANES OF TRAFFIC WERE AT THE ZERO MARK ON THE SPEEDO...

dammit...

but,
this is texas, the home of ingenuity, balls, and general insanity...
i noticed that the guys with trucks were driving over the median and accessing the frontage road...
this was a good move on their part, it kept us moving at a crawl...
but no way i was four wheeling my audi!!!

even though it has all wheel drive and can run through all six gears in four seconds and make yer nipples pop out between yer shoulder blades...

but, up near where the on ramp merged with the highway i noticed that even some smaller suv's and cars were making it across the ditch...

dammit, her plane leaves in inna half hour!!!

so i decide to do it...

dude, we are so lucky the airbags didn't pop in our faces...

we made it to the airport, i made it home, even tho a power steering line was busted and the thing handled like a calf getting it's nuts removed...

can i get some sympathy???

never mind that...

send money, honey...

So now it's an Owww-di. 😕

Originally posted by rookie54
the one and the same...
the car has dings, the leather is worn, especially the driver's seat, but the motor purrs and the bose sound system is jammin...
she LOVES the moon roof...
and,
the way she can moon passed truckers...

i'll try to make the sad story short...

she had to get to the airport for a flight...
we're cruising through the metroplex, ...[text shortened]... it's nuts removed...

can i get some sympathy???

never mind that...

send money, honey...

maybe consider having "the audi..." compacted into a small square or rectangle to be used as an end or coffee table in your living room or den; then, sell some blood to get "money" if "honey" doesn't send any and you don't get any "sympathy".

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
maybe consider having "the audi..." compacted into a small square or rectangle to be used as an end or coffee table in your living room or den; then, sell some blood to get "money" if "honey" doesn't send any and you don't get any "sympathy".

Thread 159470
who are you,
and what have you done,
with the much beloved grampy bobby,
who never has a cross word cross hiz lips,
or emanate from hiz fingertips,
and holds hizzelf in high regard???

who are you,
resembling a giant,
deep fat fried,
solidified,
and putrefied,
bucket of lard???

hmmmm???

get off my thread...