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I wrote this 2 years ago as a hostage in Rotterdam - true story.

I wrote this 2 years ago as a hostage in Rotterdam - true story.

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HELP MEH!!!!!1!

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
HELP MEH!!!!!1!
I found the bottle off the coast of Prince Edward Island in June of this year and took it as a hoax as it was signed King Aurthur.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I found the bottle off the coast of Prince Edward Island in June of this year and took it as a hoax as it was signed King Aurthur.
He sent that message from Camelout. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
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OH NOES Rotterdam is a horrible place.

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Originally posted by Trev33
OH NOES Rotterdam is a horrible place.
Yeah, I stayed in a hostel there, the chap in the next cot kept writing stuff and playing pocket pool. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Yeah, I stayed in a hostel there, the chap in the next cot kept writing stuff and playing pocket pool. 😕
I hope you bitch slapped him with your scarf!~

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
He sent that message from Camelout. 😕
Who do you think you're kidding? That was King Farouk.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
He sent that message from Camelout. 😕
Don't you mean that place where they barter camels? The Camelot?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Don't you mean that place where they barter camels? The Camelot?
(singing)
I like to bust on adram- a lot!

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Originally posted by Trev33
OH NOES Rotterdam is a horrible place.
You're not wrong, there. It's the Hull of the Netherlands.

(Actually, that's unfair. Hoek van Holland is the Hull of the Netherlands. Rotjeknor is our Madchester.)

Richard

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