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So kittens and puppies fare better medically speaking if they get mothers milk from day one.

That doesn't happen with most puppies and kittens separated from parents.

So I propose a business where using robot technology we start canine and feline milking stations where they produce a large amount of canine and feline specific milk for all those people to give to their newborn but separated from mama puppies and kittens.

If successful, that idea could be expanded to elephant milk or giraffe milk which might save those species.

What do you think?

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
So kittens and puppies fare better medically speaking if they get mothers milk from day one.

That doesn't happen with most puppies and kittens separated from parents.

So I propose a business where using robot technology we start canine and feline milking stations where they produce a large amount of canine and feline specific milk for all those peopl ...[text shortened]... expanded to elephant milk or giraffe milk which might save those species.

What do you think?
Go for it and you will earn hate from some calling themselves animal lovers by degrading cats and dogs to diary prducers, and earn praise and money from some calling themselves animal lovers for providing a singualr offer for thier loved ones 😉

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
So kittens and puppies fare better medically speaking if they get mothers milk from day one.

That doesn't happen with most puppies and kittens separated from parents.

So I propose a business where using robot technology we start canine and feline milking stations where they produce a large amount of canine and feline specific milk for all those peopl ...[text shortened]... expanded to elephant milk or giraffe milk which might save those species.

What do you think?
So, like a Starbucks for pets.


new business names -

milkies for muppets
suck a new tit
newborn nourishment noogies
yank it

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Originally posted by @rookie54
new business names -

milkies for muppets
suck a new tit
newborn nourishment noogies
yank it
Or Kitty milkshakes? Elephant smoothies? Giraffe milk caramel sundaes? The commercial aspect is astounding.....


Originally posted by @sonhouse
Idea for new business
"Secret Passions" Shampoo range

Marmite
Durian
Kimchee

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A business, where when you phone them
you get a "real" person answering. Or a bank that, when you go in at noon, has more than one teller (oh wait it's now account representative) open...the rest are on lunch.😲😀

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
So I propose a business where using robot technology we start canine and feline milking stations where they produce a large amount of canine and feline specific milk for all those people to give to their newborn but separated from mama puppies and kittens.
Or... we could forbid puppy mills from separating their "produce" from their "production machines" for at least a month, or whatever time a board of biologists finds advisable.

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
A business, where when you phone them
you get a "real" person answering. Or a bank that, when you go in at noon, has more than one teller (oh wait it's now account representative) open...the rest are on lunch.😲😀
NEW!
Common sense:
- Turn Signals
- Brakes
- Horns

For WalMart shopping carts.
(with on-premises solicitors and magistrates to review video and resolves disputes on Black Friday)

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
A business, where when you phone them
you get a "real" person answering. Or a bank that, when you go in at noon, has more than one teller (oh wait it's now account representative) open...the rest are on lunch.😲😀
That last is a lesson WalMart could use. We go there, have a full basket then find out of 20 rows of registers, there is only one clerk open. Meanwhile I get out a chess set....

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Advertising slogan :

Mothers milk for your pet, You'll spend less at the vet.

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Taxidermy/Veterinarian clinic. Motto: "You'll get your pet back...one way or another"

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Taxidermy/Veterinarian clinic. Motto: "You'll get your pet back...one way or another"
That's terrible.

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Originally posted by @torunn
That's terrible.
I know...I need to see a vet...I am one sick puppy. Please don't take me to that clinic eh? 🙄😳😀

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
I know...I need to see a vet...I am one sick puppy. Please don't take me to that clinic eh? 🙄😳😀
I'll take you to a sanctuary - there's always room for cute animals.