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If Elvis wasn't dead

If Elvis wasn't dead

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he was still able to leave the building

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he'd be kind of old.

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Las Vegas wouldn't be the same!

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Masscat has left the thread!

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He's done a good job fooling everyone

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Originally posted by sevenstar
If Elvis wasn't dead
He'd be a Sumo wrestler.

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He would have died anyway when Lisa Marie married Michael Jackson.

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Originally posted by sevenstar
he was still able to leave the building
There'd be a beef shortage.

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No, Elvis is not dead. He just went home.

-Kay

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He'd be knocking on that wooden box and screaming:

"LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!"

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but would he still have those blue shoes?