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If God was a beautiful women

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Originally posted by reader1107
Nah, I'll bet Satan always stops right before...
At least with God, you get a Second coming.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Nah, I'll bet Satan always stops right before...
making the tea?

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Originally posted by ElleEffSeee
making the tea?
Exactly. And how annoying is THAT??

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Originally posted by reader1107
Exactly. And how annoying is THAT??
On a scale of 1 to 10 I would say

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Originally posted by reader1107
Exactly. And how annoying is THAT??
So, you'd *prefer* to have the seed of the Anti-christ inside you?

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
So, you'd *prefer* to have the seed of the Anti-christ inside you?
Honey, the garden's been empty for so long...

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Originally posted by reader1107
Honey, the garden's been empty for so long...
And you wouldn't have to worry about the Nanny abusing it.

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
And you wouldn't have to worry about the Nanny abusing it.
Yeah, but there's no such thing as letting that baby cry itself to sleep!!!

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Originally posted by reader1107
Yeah, but there's no such thing as letting that baby cry itself to sleep!!!
Oh! He's such a little devil!

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Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
Oh! He's such a little devil!
LOL

Can you imagine the parent-teacher conferences at school?

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
Would you sleep with her?
No,God wouldn't make me a sandwich afterwards.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Honey, the garden's been empty for so long...
That must be why you guzzle queef so well.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That must be why you guzzle queef so well.
Dude, you have a one track mind for someone who's wearing lederhosen! (But I'll bet you have cute legs!)