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If I was a chess piece I would want to be ...

If I was a chess piece I would want to be ...

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Quack Quack Quack !

Chesstralia

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a horse!

you get to jump around freely, they do not know what you will do next.

pawns, bishops and rooks are predictable.
queens and kings are too valuable to be allowed out to play.

i would want to be a knight.

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Lazy Sod

Everywhere

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I would want to be a porn.

😀

Sicilian Sausage

In your face

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Me? I've always been a closet queen 😛

Sorry, is this allowed on here?😕

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Enola Straight

mouse mouse mouse

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I rook, because they just get to sit around and do nothing in the opening. And they are the piece most commonly present in endgames because they are hard to trade off. The only thing you can trade them for evenly is another rook, and that usually happens near the end of the game, if at all.

Scheel
Knight

h8

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If you don't mind watching all the action from the side instead of participating, you would want to be a white king as they have greater life expectancy.

Siskin

over your head

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a bishop, being moved by Faye Dunaway, in 'The Thomas Crown Affair' (60's version)

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Shut Gorohoviy!

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I want to be white's f-pawn in the king's gambit accepted.Then I only have to do one leap,and I can get me a cold drink and some snacks and watch the others work 😀

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Mystic Meg

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Freddie Mercury.

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Shut Gorohoviy!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Freddie Mercury.
Yeah,you look like a queen

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Mystic Meg

tinyurl.com/3sbbwd4

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Originally posted by SirLoseALot
Yeah,you look like a queen
*un-crosses legs and speaks in deep voice...

Oh, yeah?!

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Shut Gorohoviy!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
*un-crosses legs and speaks in deep voice...

Oh, yeah?!

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Yeah!No need to DRAG this argument out any further

shavixmir
Lord

Sewers of Holland

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I'd have to be a king.

1. Shavixmir is the king of Cidal's name in a role-playing game I wrote.

2. I stagger around without much propulsion as well, never going very far and taking a bloody long time to get there too.

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