If I were God, I would make it so humans would never have to pee again. okay, poop either.
ANd while I am at it, no creature would have to do so.
I mean really. I hate having to always go to the bathroom. I am a big fan of doing something once and then it's over.
You should be able to clean the house once, wash your clothes and put them away once.
I like buying groceries and shopping though.
What would you do if you were God?
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlI would prove to the world that I didn't exist...
If I were God, I would make it so humans would never have to pee again. okay, poop either.
ANd while I am at it, no creature would have to do so.
I mean really. I hate having to always go to the bathroom. I am a big fan of doing something once and then it's over.
You should be able to clean the house once, wash your clothes and put them away once.
I like buying groceries and shopping though.
What would you do if you were God?
If I were God I would make it so that everyone had to go to the bathroom constantly... that we all lived and survived via our tiolets. Even our cars would have built-in tiolets, and tiolet paper would be stored by the pound. We'd be much too busy then to waste time with war and arguments, for in the end we'd all be literally full of crap anyways.
-God
Originally posted by seraphimvultureYou seem more like satan than God.
If I were God I would make it so that everyone had to go to the bathroom constantly... that we all lived and survived via our tiolets. Even our cars would have built-in tiolets, and tiolet paper would be stored by the pound. We'd be much too busy then to waste time with war and arguments, for in the end we'd all be literally full of crap anyways.
-God
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlEspecially the birds! Double-especially the birds that live in the tree directly above the parking space directly in front of my apartment!
If I were God, I would make it so humans would never have to pee again. okay, poop either.
ANd while I am at it, no creature would have to do so.
(I need a cat!)
Originally posted by Danger MouseI would ban Ivanhoe from continually posting his "I didn't say that, but you said this" posts.
Give up work and never grow old!
I would abolish litterbugs from the planet.
I would evict smokers from the planet.
I would expel all bludgers from the planet.
I would throw all murderers / rapists etc in hell then sell tickets, so everyone knew it was real.
I would make sleep a non-necessity, cause I feel its a waste of time.
I would resurrect the dinosaurs.
I would un-invent the gun / bomb / missle etc.
I would allow humans to fly.
I would allow humans to make contact.
I would ban vegi-mite.
I would live forever.
In no particular order...........
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Originally posted by gambit3well, you might think I was a bad witch from the tantrum I threw a bit ago, but I am a good witch. I will still steal the kid's candy though.
I though you were going to be a bad witch or something like that. Are you going soft on us? Are you still going to take the candy from the kids come All Hallows Eve?
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I would forbid people from worshipping me. I would forbid anyone from building a church in my name. I would forbid anyone from invoking my name to back up their contemptible political positions.
And lastly, I would personally make sure that George Bush burned in hell for all eternity. I wouldn't leave that one up to the devil either, I'd see to that one myself.
There may be more, but even an omniscient being needs time to ponder a little.
Originally posted by moredhelStill, if he/she is up there? ............pause............. no answer yet....... then I would love to give is a go!
You know, being God just doesnt seem like it would be that great. Seems like too much work.
So if your listening or are infact a RHP user then just let me know if you would like a break God.
Originally posted by rwingettIf you would be god, All of the human race would be atheists.
I would forbid people from worshipping me. I would forbid anyone from building a church in my name. I would forbid anyone from invoking my name to back up their contemptible political positions.
And lastly, I would personally make sure that George Bush burned in hell for all eternity. I wouldn't leave that one up to the devil either, I'd see to that one myself.
There may be more, but even an omniscient being needs time to ponder a little.
Originally posted by elvendreamgirlI would let good people decide when to die.
If I were God, I would make it so humans would never have to pee again. okay, poop either.
ANd while I am at it, no creature would have to do so.
I mean really. I hate having to always go to the bathroom. I am a big fan of doing something once and then it's over.
You should be able to clean the house once, wash your clothes and put them away once.
I like buying groceries and shopping though.
What would you do if you were God?