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Would you hammer out love between your bothers and sisters, ahh all over this la aaaa and?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Would you hammer out love between your bothers and sisters, ahh all over this la aaaa and?
Wow, only about 45 years late for that question. It's been done, ever hear of Peter, Paul, and Mary?

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if I had a hammer, I'de nail a duck's feet to the floor

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Would you hammer out love between your bothers and sisters, ahh all over this la aaaa and?
I have a hammer, but I have never used it for that purpose.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I have a hammer, but I have never used it for that purpose.
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'd rather be a hammer than a nail.
I think I'd prefer being a nail. After one bad beating (which is probably at least as bad for the hammer) I would be left in peace.

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If i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning.

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If I were a hamster, I would . . .oh, no wait . . .

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Originally posted by coquette
If I were a hamster, I would . . .oh, no wait . . .
Was Richard Gere in any part of that sentence ?

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Originally posted by coquette
If I were a hamster, I would . . .oh, no wait . . .
If you were a hamster, you would marry someone who smells of elderberries.

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When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. 😛

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. 😛
We're just waiting
For the hammer to fall 😲

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I'd hammer this last part out at a snail's pace

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I'm often getting hammered.

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Originally posted by Feastboy
I'm often getting hammered.
I is got hammered 😛